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better prepare rule
better prepare rule
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If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
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By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.
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Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!
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But how often do men have sex with robots? I didn't even know we were competing...
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There is no competition, but a shitty tabloid’s gotta make money somehow
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I suppose vibrators are just a very minimalistic robot. Recon women are in the lead of this competition.
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oils diodes nervously
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this comment is going to live somewhere in my head for a while i can already tell
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Yeah cool it totally lives in my head too, which is at the top of my normal human body where I keep my thoughts like normal human people do
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For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you're in the mood for a good laugh....but I don't really want them to get the clicks.
Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.
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We've got plenty of Murdoch Press in the States. You don't have to explain what a shitty right-wing tabloid is.
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If "Robot" includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true
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Does that mean my girlfriend is a robot?
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has she ever harmed a human being, or let a human being become harmed due to inaction?
does she obey orders given by humans that do not lead to humans getting harmed?
does she protect her own existence, unless it would cause harm to human beings?
if you answered "yes" to all of the above, she seems to follows asimovs laws of robotics and thus might be a robot, if you answered "no" to any of the questions:
do you really think companies would put safety meassures into products unless they are forced to?!
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Also the 3 laws were specifically designed to have lots of loopholes, otherwise the stories wouldn't exist
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Well, she wouldn't harm me, she takes orders from me :3, and she does protect her own existence.
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What about some ethereal law... like.... what if you took the first law one more step... we could call it the zeroth law!
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Throw her in a lake and see if she sinks. /$
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I already know she's a witch
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I can't blame them. Robots won't vote to legislate their fetuses.
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...yet
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Excited for automated Twitter handles to finally receive full enfranchisement.
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robots also won't defend anyone's rights
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The article is from 2016?
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sfgsdgdsgdsgdsgdfs
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It's the sun, they are a Murdoch tabloid famous for evading accountability for the shit they cause
One of the many reasons Liverpool is a great city is their unanimous rejection of the paper following the Hillsborough disaster. Reading the sun is a more serious crime than murder there.
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That's the story of 2016.
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thats the joke . wav ;)
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Well men stonk stank so any time by now.
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I mean, if you count vibrators...
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Are there "AI" vibrators already?
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No one mentioned AI, and also I don't know.
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googles "how to become a robot" furiously
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How to Become Robot?
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As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
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Simple, use r9k
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So after the 3...2...1... No more happy new year. It is fuckfest25. I m in plx
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Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
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I've been told I pass as chrome, but I feel like taking advantage of that this coming week would be ethically indefensible.
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Futurama imagined old phone booths would be re-purposed into suicide booths but apparently other services could be offered while on lunch break.
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Data, you are fully functional, aren't you?
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Want some get some. I'm so tired from my 3 part time jobs I don't even have the energy to take on a 4th one... giving blowjobs
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What's the next scare? FFS, people, relax.
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The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We're just tools for some people.
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