It's impossible that they could hurt me
It's impossible that they could hurt me
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if not fren then why fren shaped?
87 0 ReplyWe were "groomed" by plush toys...
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If not friend why friend shaped??
62 0 ReplyCame here looking for this lol
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46 0 ReplyI'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.
38 0 Reply200 kg? Try 800 kg
26 0 ReplyTry 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.
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They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.
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we should have domesticated bears
24 0 ReplyI meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.
18 0 ReplyHaha i had almost forgotten that teacup storm.
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Moreso:
14 0 Reply"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."
12 0 ReplyI don’t get it
10 2 ReplyThe ears are cute
37 0 ReplyAh, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute
15 0 ReplyDarwin awards those who work hard
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The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.
8 0 Reply6 0 ReplyThats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp
6 0 ReplyBecause they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.
6 0 ReplyAn apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...
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These are actually Viking's pet
5 0 ReplyCossacks like them too
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Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog
3 0 ReplyWhy do you feed your dog with people?
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They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.
2 0 ReplyIf they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.
2 0 ReplyWhatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.
4 3 ReplyThe irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.
10 14 ReplyBut they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.
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