All four melons lived in harmony, then everything changed when the fire melon attacked
41 0 ReplyAnd the Avatar must master all four elemelons.
15 0 ReplyBut he still has a lot to learn...
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Firemelon is just peppers
Earthmelon is an onion
Windmelon is beans38 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
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18 0 ReplyWhen I learnt the alphabet song as a kid I always used to think it went H I J K elemelon P
13 0 ReplyI thought it was EMINEMO (yes, all caps).
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this was worth the doom scrolling
8 0 ReplyMUL-TI-PASS!
8 0 ReplyHydrogenmelon, Heliummelon, Lithiummelon, Berylliummelon, Boronmelon, Carbonmelon, Nitrogenmelon, Oxygenmelon, Fluorinemelon, Neonmelon....
8 0 ReplyDihydrogenmonoxidemelon
5 0 ReplyHHeLiBeBCNOFNeMelon
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I feel like earthmellon would just be a coconut. I'm excited for windmelon and firemellon, though.
7 0 ReplyRockmelon is another name for cantaloupe
4 0 ReplyThat's true, I guess because of the peel. By that logic watermelons would have to be blue, though.
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Dragonfruit? Or are we going capsaicin
3 0 ReplyI was thinking that it's about composition (watermelon is mostly water), so probably more capsaicin. Hot like a pepper but big and round. And maybe some orangish bioluminescence too, since it's a made-up fruit and I'm allowed some creative licence.
Windmelon would then be very light and spongy.
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"Mm... Sure can't wait to try this windmelon!"
Punctures it with knife to cut it and it just explodes because it's full of compressed air
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3 0 Reply"Elemelons". Now that is a new favorite high word, next to banana. Banananananananananana.....
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