Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 6 mo. ago

Smooth

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I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"
- Wanna see my sixpack?
- He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.
  
  Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.
- Imagine the clean up. Christ.
- [Let me lay it on the line
  
  He had 2 on the vine
  
  I mean, 2 sets of testicles
  
  so divine
  
  ](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)
  
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- I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.
That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on
- If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?
  
  Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.
All three of them…
I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer
- You don't?
Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?
- 'Ol 3-balls.
I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.
Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...

Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ
This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!
- The middle one is his cock
  
  Sadge.
There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Hallowed be my balls.
- Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'
Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.
It's not a toomah
Holdenmaxxing:
The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.
- Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly
- fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

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