In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.
A spider bit my toe right as I was falling asleep. Decided I would deal with it in the morning.
Fortunately that was the case.
Oh no! Anyway...
Once you realise the so called "sun" is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought "which one is the special freckle?"
Magpies: We can reach an agreement.
Plovers: No negotiation, no quarter, no retreat.
"beasts of the field"... What is this? Reads like some Klan shit.
A few sentences later. Oh.
So the ladies can check out the men's plumage as they perform a dance off.
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I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.
I was thinking more of a Parson Terrier.
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