"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.
I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."
16 0 ReplyIdk what this is from but it's pretty great.
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They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.
14 0 ReplyShe wanted dick but I gave her crack
8 0 ReplyCall that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out
8 0 ReplyWhat is a Reddit?
A miserable little pile of lies!
4 0 ReplyWe smokin symbiotes.
4 0 ReplyI'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.
Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:
"Fuck it, I ate the opp."
4 0 ReplyI get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.
3 0 ReplyI'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit
3 0 ReplyI'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it
2 0 ReplyThe Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.
1 0 Reply"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"
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