Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml roon @lemmy.ml 7 mo. ago

Hilarious

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14080970

Hilarious

Programmer Humor @programming.dev roon @lemmy.ml 7 mo. ago

Hilarious

33 comments

It's Java
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
- Technically 102 if you include the one already said
  
  No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
- forever scarred by OBO errors.. I noticed that too
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
Typical 1-off error
print('I am sorry'*100)

Edit: print('I am sorry\n'*100) ffs
- I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI...
If there's two things I hate, it's off by one errors!
She asked for "I'm sorry" and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
Formatting

Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it's explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

R E D H A T

becomes "R E D H A T" in your Markdown interpreter.

I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
- That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.
  
  Yeah, you are right I should.
- Public static void main (That's the joke) { args};
Also java.
102 times if you count the one before the code.
From the tone of the first message, I'm guessing that's not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
I feel like when you title your post "Hilarious", you're being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
- Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par
- Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that's funny to you.
  
  You missed the point. OP's title suggests that THEY DO NOT THINK IT'S FUNNY EITHER. But they posted it anyway, because updoots I guess
Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, "loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can't bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains" This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
Say I'm sorry hundred times before I will forgive you

Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.
- Nah, anyone that's childish enough to ask something like that isn't worth the effort.
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
- There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄
goes to stack overflow to steal some code
Leave me I'm angry.

Who speaks like this?
- Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II
- Maybe non native speaker. If you add "alone" in there it sounds fine.

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