Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

Until he actually had to use it.

Took 2 hours of reading through examples just to deploy the site. Turns out, it is hard to do even just the bash stuff when you can't see the container.

Source: https://musicians.today/@barnetboy/113475747574177779

Mastodon: @barnetboy@musicians.today

> Me 2023: It will take only a few weeks, right? RIGHT?

A year later: I re-wrote the entire damm plugin. Have a good day.

someone once told me to follow the assembly instructions, so i grabbed a paper with "EBX" written on it and wrote 16 on it. when he asked me what i was doing, i replied: "you told me to follow assembly instructions and 'mov 16,EBX' is an assembly instruction"

i dont think mov was in the ikea manual tho

I shamelessly stole this from Reddit

Another shameless theft of title and meme, unknown source. To add a personal touch: my bro just started a job with an insurance company where they talked him up about all the cutting edge work they're doing in AI, ML and statistical analysis. Yeah, it's just a bunch of Python scripts calling out to web services. They should have just said they're looking for a (possibly backend) developer.

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit. No source in the original post.

Also: Did you know that the Higgs-Bugson is a subspecies of the Heisenbug?

• 200 OK: Life's fine, but let's be honest, it's probably a cached response.
• 202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
• 204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
• 401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking 'Who even are you?' and you forgot your credentials.
• 403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you'll never have.
• 418 I'm a Teapot: Some days, I'm just not built to handle your requests.
• 429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life's rate limit isn't as high as your expectations.
• 500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don't compile, and panic mode kicks in.
• 502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
• 503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.

PATCH vs. PUT: Can't decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence. Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.

--- Found on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DBgjeIhTSLh/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

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