1y ago

I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?

My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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The classics:
Mike Hawk
Mike Hunt
Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh Jass
Wayne King
Buster Hyman
Drew Peacock
Pat McRauch
Phil McCracken
Jack Mehoff
Richard Head
Anita Koch
Amanda Bone
Connie Lingus
Jenna Talia
- I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.
  
  I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
  
  Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..
  Hello is there an Amanda there?
  Uh .... I don't know, let me check.
  Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
  OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???
  bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
  
  Maybe he saw the movie Porky's https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc
  
  Such a classic.
  
  Sounds like a great workplace.
- Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
  Haywood Jablome
  Dick Biggenicci
  Oliver Klozov
  Jackie Knoff
  Matt Stirbader
  Anya Niece
  Mike Oxmall
  Bea Shermeet
  Saul Teaload
  Ilene Eulich
  Eaton Beaver
  Dixie Recht
X Æ A-12
- That’s just cruel
- The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
- Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...
  IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????
Peter File
- WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?
Heywood Jablome
McLovin
- I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
  
  Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.
- porl
McLovin
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
- Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
  The Chasers War on Everything
  https://yt.cdaut.de/watch?v=4wK_yQ6p8hU&local=true
- Does Terry Fly alot?
  
  He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
Super McBatman
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
cock wizard
Streetlamp Le Moose
Torb Borbson
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Hunter2
Peter File
EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"
Donald J Trump
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
- I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
  I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.
Thurman Merman.
Sukha Madeek
Bort
Max Wood
- I actually know a "Max Johnson"
Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm
a little blunt, but there's the classic Boaty McBoatface
Johan Dandifop.
My high school teacher was named Richard Face. That pretty much writes itself.
Or “Ihave Noname” or “Whatis Yourname” would probably cause some confusion.
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
- Donald Trump
Raj Patel.
Myfriends Now Injail
LOL Clamydia
- Already exists.
  
  LOL they're real
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