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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works Gork @lemm.ee 8 mo. ago

Decisions, decisions.

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Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack

Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
- Y'all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
  
  Man comes across a joke for the first time
  
  I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.
Wait, can a tank get pregnant?

Asking for a friend.
- One way to find out. ;)
  
  This is why I'm not allowed at the military museum anymore
  
  This horny side of NCD scares me
- Nothing prevents you from trying to breed it
- I've seen a pair of twins emerge out of it's hole
- Check the Japanese models
Why not both?
- Tank Girlfriend!
Plus, t-34-85 exists
This one won't load for me :(

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