Decisions, decisions.
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Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack
Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
Y'all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
Man comes across a joke for the first time
Don't be ridiculous, I've met your mother
I did chuckle at this
Har har ur mum
I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.