Democratic People's Republic of CreahDolla dolla bill yall...
Cash me outside - howbow dah?
Peaches and creah
I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fienh
Getting freaky in the back of my limousihe
Know what I meah
So... capitalism?
capitalism (bad)
But only when trump does it. MSNBC good!
If this was George Bush Jr selling Bibles, he'd have been hailed as a fundraising genius and a True Patriot.
Please clap
"The democrats don't like me. They don't like Trump! I get no respect. None! Unfair! So - here's a story. Lotsa people don't know this but it was me - Trump - who gave Jacob Cohen his name. He went to the Catskill Mountains. Lots of clubs in the Catskills. But he only played one. One! And it was so far out - his act was only reviewed in Field & Stream."
"So I said 'Jacob, you have a great act (Great!) but Jacob Cohen is very Hollywood so too Hollywood. Hollywood is good. Very good. But too Hollywood is very bad. Names are important.' And they are! He was a smart man. So he listened to me. Trump sounds like money - money-money-money-money. Names are important. I gave him a name I used once. As a phony name for a blind date. Great date. And later too."
"The girl was gorgeous. Big hips. And she had real big... but that's a different story. This story is this story. I said - 'Your name is Rodney Dangerfield.' "
Fuck I hate these “news” talk shows. Sometimes I see a video with “breaking news” that I think will be reporting on what’s happening with trump and nope - it’s some annoying, grating voice doing the tucker Carlson “every sentence is a question” inflection trying to be snarky and Totally Not Angry. Fucking brain rot entertainment
are they just trying to make new acronyms all the time just to rile people up? CRT, DEI, you know
theyre gonna be horrified when they learn what HRT is
Hillary Rodham Tlinton
They easily could have done
Cash
Rules
Everything
Around
MAGAIt's anti-MSNBC-ish but I like...
Trump
Really only
Understands
Money
PromptlyImagine if they had used that. Libs would be screaming that the CEO needs to be fired immediately because this is deadly serious and not a time for jokes.
Well yeah comparing him to Wu-Tang was a bad idea from the start, agreed, lol.
Libs confuse me sometimes like when they thought referring to him as 45 instead of Trump would somehow rob him of semantic power or something. Yeah now he's being compared to a couple iconic firearm cartridges along with the handguns that chambered them. So much better.
Pray i dont alter it further
I prefer creatine
screw you guys someone has to buy it to check the stats
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this only has E faith scaling?!
Imagine spending your life doing this garbage
