eBay is recommending me like this entire category sexual vinyl records/records with nude women on the cover for some reason. I hate this.
we need to know more about tony's hot nuts (a phrase rarely, if ever, uttered)
He wears polyester briefs. They don't ventilate well.
Things Are Soft for Grandma
WE APPROVE.
Things are soft for grandma
A real
classic... I wanted to agree with you DayOfDoom... but them I clicked on the image and read the song titles and now I'm deeply curious...
"she sits among the cabbages and peas" what the hell does that even mean
It refers to the rubbing action you use to get peas out of a pod.
she jackin off
Genital area that smells/tastes like legumes and brassicas, probably
On that note, what if a lady had cabbage leaves as a top undergarment? A brassica brassiere?
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I for one am glad to see Saul T. Peter finally getting the recognition he deserves as an artist.
Retvrn to tradition.
Anyone else think these songs sound fucken terrible lol
Bargain bin Tom Lehrer ass showtunes.
Saul T. Peter
hehe
I'm gonna guess this was a case of a guy with no talent using a gimmick to sell his lame even for the time records.
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I found one of these once in my parents' basement. Very funny for a youngster.
unironically would buy a vinyl player to get an excuse to buy this and never playing it ever if i had unlimited money or something
One the one hand that seems really irritating, but on the other I really need to know what's going on in "Don't give me no goose for Christmas Santa"
I suspect it's warding away sexual harrassment unfortunately
alternate joke: lana's new tracklist just leaked
you've got no choice, better get some bell bottoms, grow out sideburns and a mustache, and build a conversation pit
Things Are Soft For Grandma
For real what does that MEAN
Okay, but here's the good version of that: https://youtu.be/1odue6LCw9k
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I've never found a more sensual singer. Highly recommend Rene Marie's entire discography.
tony's got hot nuts is what I will be singing all day now
also I would absolutely buy this as someone who has a bunch of Rudy Ray Moore records. This Ain't No White Christmas has been played every Christmas for years.
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Why would u turn up ur nose at the kindness of the universe
Didn't Noah Kahan cover a few of these for TikTok?
oh my God lmao (NSFW, duh)
Her face looks really uncanny. This must be from before they figured out how to make makeup/airbrushing look natural.
Im sorry but the algorithm has determined that is what you want, now go listen to Tony's got hot nuts and you will enjoy it!!
the cover has a topless/ naked woman holding a cat, I know these are problematic and they're shit, but they're such a little time capsule, I find this kinda stuff pretty hilarious if i'm completely honest
This is like that I Think You should Leave Sketch
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I guess Cupcakke levels of explicit songs are cyclical throughout time.
It's kind of reassuring and interesting that the past was the same. It's like ancient roman graffiti saying stuff like "tiberius has a big penis". People have always been like this.
truly the universal language is fart and dick jokes
Still can't get over Roman cope... Like sorry your pp smol keep, telling me how much of a buffoon I am with my massive schlong please. Maybe I'll let you watch if you're lucky, give a demonstration if you so desire.