eBay is recommending me like this entire category sexual vinyl records/records with nude women on the cover for some reason. I hate this.
eBay is recommending me like this entire category sexual vinyl records/records with nude women on the cover for some reason. I hate this.
I guess Cupcakke levels of explicit songs are cyclical throughout time.
It's kind of reassuring and interesting that the past was the same. It's like ancient roman graffiti saying stuff like "tiberius has a big penis". People have always been like this.
47 0 Replytruly the universal language is fart and dick jokes
27 0 ReplyStill can't get over Roman cope... Like sorry your pp smol keep, telling me how much of a buffoon I am with my massive schlong please. Maybe I'll let you watch if you're lucky, give a demonstration if you so desire.
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we need to know more about tony's hot nuts (a phrase rarely, if ever, uttered)
28 0 ReplyHe wears polyester briefs. They don't ventilate well.
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Things Are Soft for Grandma
WE APPROVE.
26 0 ReplyThings are soft for grandma
A real classic
25 0 Reply... I wanted to agree with you DayOfDoom... but them I clicked on the image and read the song titles and now I'm deeply curious...
23 0 Reply"she sits among the cabbages and peas" what the hell does that even mean
17 0 ReplyIt refers to the rubbing action you use to get peas out of a pod.
she jackin off
8 0 ReplyGenital area that smells/tastes like legumes and brassicas, probably
On that note, what if a lady had cabbage leaves as a top undergarment? A brassica brassiere?
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I for one am glad to see Saul T. Peter finally getting the recognition he deserves as an artist.
16 0 ReplyRetvrn to tradition.
15 0 ReplyAnyone else think these songs sound fucken terrible lol
13 0 ReplyBargain bin Tom Lehrer ass showtunes.
11 0 ReplySaul T. Peter
hehe
I'm gonna guess this was a case of a guy with no talent using a gimmick to sell his lame even for the time records.
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I found one of these once in my parents' basement. Very funny for a youngster.
12 0 Replyunironically would buy a vinyl player to get an excuse to buy this and never playing it ever if i had unlimited money or something
9 0 ReplyOne the one hand that seems really irritating, but on the other I really need to know what's going on in "Don't give me no goose for Christmas Santa"
8 0 ReplyI suspect it's warding away sexual harrassment unfortunately
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alternate joke: lana's new tracklist just leaked
7 0 Replyyou've got no choice, better get some bell bottoms, grow out sideburns and a mustache, and build a conversation pit
6 0 ReplyThings Are Soft For Grandma
For real what does that MEAN
5 0 ReplyOkay, but here's the good version of that: https://youtu.be/1odue6LCw9k
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1 0 ReplyI've never found a more sensual singer. Highly recommend Rene Marie's entire discography.
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tony's got hot nuts is what I will be singing all day now
4 0 Replyalso I would absolutely buy this as someone who has a bunch of Rudy Ray Moore records. This Ain't No White Christmas has been played every Christmas for years.
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Why would u turn up ur nose at the kindness of the universe
4 0 ReplyDidn't Noah Kahan cover a few of these for TikTok?
4 0 Replyoh my God lmao (NSFW, duh)
3 0 ReplyHer face looks really uncanny. This must be from before they figured out how to make makeup/airbrushing look natural.
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Im sorry but the algorithm has determined that is what you want, now go listen to Tony's got hot nuts and you will enjoy it!!
2 0 Replythe cover has a topless/ naked woman holding a cat, I know these are problematic and they're shit, but they're such a little time capsule, I find this kinda stuff pretty hilarious if i'm completely honest
2 0 ReplyThis is like that I Think You should Leave Sketch
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