31 0 ReplyIt was you, wasn't it?
11 0 Reply44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444....
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Found him ... He's running for president of the US
17 0 ReplyLong overdue. This MFer has a hundred moons. How many does America have? That's right, one. We're doing something WRONG.
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That bastard owes me $3.50 he's hiding from me
14 1 ReplyMaybe if you remembered to put Jupiter back where it belonged after you were done with it, it wouldn't be lost now, hmm?
9 0 ReplySorry I ate it. I was hungry
8 0 ReplySweet, someone upgraded flushes.
7 0 Reply5 0 ReplyOh fuck not again
3 0 ReplyGuys, I called the number, and a multidimensional portal opened up in front of me. I'm scared. Wat do?
3 0 ReplyHow embarrassing. How embarrassing.
3 0 ReplyWhen was the last time you had it with you? Sometimes it helps to retrace your steps.
3 0 ReplyIs the call to mars toll-free?
2 0 ReplyI see it!
2 0 ReplyMr Burns?
1 0 ReplyCan we all just take a moment appreciate that Jupiter can be found to the left of the big red arrow?
1 0 ReplyIt's probably the same criminal organization that stole that whole-ass radio tower a few weeks ago. Next they're going to steal an entire galaxy.
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