bet all the dumb euros can't get this one

I am a dumb Euro and I don't believe in USA's existence at all. I hope that helps. Ciao.

"I CREATED YOU, I CAN UNMAKE YOU!"

illinucky

wrong, it's actually ::: spoiler spoiler misillinucky, don't forget Missouri! :::
edit: it's annoying how different platforms have different spoiler syntax

Little Egypt

Home of the Buttermid, the world's largest pyramid made of butter
- So we got Cahokia, the Bass Pro Pyramid, and now a pyramid made of butter.

this joke doesn't really work because americans don't even know their own geography

they call these regions "flyover states" because they don't have hollywood or new york hotdogs

You really only need to know 5 states, california (this covers the entire west coast), NY (this covers everything north of Maryland), Florida (this covers everything south of North Carolina), Texas, and everything else is Ohio.
- Virginia erasure
  
  Come over sometime, the folks at 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia are very nice.

A.D. 2101 - a malarial floodplain home to a gang of cannibal boaters, swamp pirates, and the last known whereabouts of the eldest son of the High Legatus of St. Louis.

on more job for a full pardon...

new york

Barkansas

SCP-5318008

:cognitohazard:

New Madrid clearly

All borders are constructs, you can't trick me into learning geography.

Psht. Clearly that's Misilucky

Why, that's the state of Carlsberg

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
yewtu.be
inv.nadeko.net
yt.artemislena.eu
piped.video

U.S. Out of North America!

damn euros are so fucking slaves the the angloid media hegemony & they have remnants of a working education system. SO Obviously they know all your states (fucking Sims) , and Obvious they see that angloid subtribe put a fake state there ,thereby proving that euros generally know their shit.

Missillintucky

Dismaine

I know this is a made up state, but please don't ask how I know...

That's Ohio

It's Sohio

Fine, I name this area "New Middlesex". You cannot use whatever the original name was ever again, and that is frankly exactly what you should have expected when you asked Europeans to name part of your country.

Paducansas

Is that the SoViEt uNiOn???

Ah, Illinoisourtucky, got some good memories from there

I drove from Chicago to Nashville a few years back and it was the most boring fucking road trip I've ever done. Apart from the weird truck stops with tigers and all the anti-abortion billboards.

bodymore murderland

West Tuckysas

Not actually the region, since the region in the meme is essentially southern Illinois, but western Illinois is sometimes referred to as Forgottonia because of the neglect and absence of public investment in the area.

It's as legitimate as any of the other yankoid "states"

Oiskanteespi

Oiskanteesussy

I believe that is the Sexta State Area.

I'm allowed to say whatever I want about American politics because the US has turned my country into a vassal state. I should get a vote in your election (I'd write in Hillary if course)