Hi Midwest! Do you actually put ranch dressing on everything?

Well, years ago Hidden Valley set up a hunt a la Willy Wonka style, but with only one golden ticket in one bottle of ranch, only sold to people living in Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, the Dakotas, and participating stores in Nebraska and Missouri. The person who finds and comes forward with the golden ticket gets to learn the location of the Hidden Valley. We're always in a scramble to increase our own chances of finding that ticket, so we have to use it on everything we can get our hands on. Some say it was all a trick by the company, but the true believers like myself know it's out there waiting for it's winner.

It's pretty good for dipping pizza and sweet potato fries in, but better with good house-made ranch and not hidden valley.
- Whenever I make frozen pizzas I drizzle ranch and Valentina hot sauce on top and it's so tasty.

I once dipped a chocolate chip cookie in ranch. This was a Mistake. To be fair, I was much younger. To be unfair, I was still much too old to excuse this.

I moved to the Midwest a few years ago and my friends keep hazing me with ranch. They mail gallons of ranch to my house, photoshop ranch my pictures, even give me ranch related clothing. All this because I said I didn’t like ranch on my pizza. The Midwest has a ranch obsession and it must be stopped!
- Tell your friends to send it to my address instead.

Ranch is for fried foods and salad and maybe wings if the bleu cheese sucks at the restaurant. There are people who go overboard though.

Asking the real questions.
It's more a self-deprecating stereotype than anything else. I like it on celery and broccoli. Not really on salad. Pizza sometimes if its trash.

Don't think I've bought ranch in 15-20 years. Not a big fan huge fan of ketchup these days either. If I get a sauce at all it's usually honey mustard. Salad dressing I'm a bit across the board: Caesar, french, raspberry vinaigrette, just had a really good roasted sesame seed dressing.
Some ppl seem to like a sauce more than what they're putting it on. Don't think I've ever been that person.
- Some ppl seem to like a sauce more than what they're putting it on.
  This is a very good way to describe it! Of the ones you listed I'd say honey mustard would be my first choice.

- Just wait until you have pizza where the sauce is ranch 🤤
  
  Just made a broccoli and bacon pizza with ranch for the sauce. Going to do it again.
- I was introduced to ranch on pizza while I was in Arizona. I can see using it on a bad double dough or frozen rising crust where the pizza itself is meh but for me it's not in regular rotation.

It goes on salads, maybe dipping pizza and only on wings of they dont have blue cheese. Otherwise you're just ruining whatever you're eating.
Now a slice of cheese on apple pie...

In Nebraska we have a hyper-localized salad dressing called Dorothy Lynch, so we are forced to split our time 50/50 between Dorothy and Ranch. :)
- That's interesting! It looks like it's similar to French dressing, I'll definitely have to try it. Do you ever make your own?
  
  Never tried to duplicate Dorothy Lynch, although we've made homemade Ranch and French dressing before. I like to put a little Dorothy on my (American) tacos or dip my grilled cheese in it also. 😋

I think we kinda did until everyone started shaming the fuck out of us, now it's been while since I've seen anyone drown a thing in ranch.

I started eating pizza dipped in ranch in elementary school which was not in the midwest.
I've found it works reasonably well on hot dogs, which should answer your question

Only if it's the stuff the restaurant makes from the powder with buttermilk/sour cream.
The bottled stuff from the store sucks.
- I don't think I've ever had it this way, I'll have to try making some

I never liked ranch growing up and only now use it in very specific circumstances, so no. A lot of us think it's gross af.

It’s used wherever ketchup might be. Also pizza and I hear some weirdos put it on lettuce
- Lettuce? Isn't that what cows eat?