Gonzalo

I'm surprised Gonzalo doesn't get brought up by anticommunists more. He's a Peruvian Pol Pot. Baby boiling is such an obvious addition to the regular 100 stallilion dead vuvuzela no iphone shit.

A true revolutionary prevents cross-contamination in the kitchen by properly sanitizing anything that may have come in contact with raw meat before proceeding with the rest of the food prep

im a marxist-bidetist

if you're not washing your ass you're just another agent of capitalism

This might be bumping against the sectarianism rules, but what is with people (in the west) who call themselves MLMs or Maoists?

I get upholding the USSR or PRC or Yugoslavia or Cuba, because those all have a legacy worth defending. But the CPP didn't take power and mostly alienated the peasants. But MLMs will insist they're the most advanced form of revolutionary Marxism? They lost! Even if you don't believe they did all the evil stuff (that they admitted doing), they failed at their stated goals.

Maoists are usually okay, but there's a weird combination of "the bad aspects of the GPCR and the early PRC were good actually" and "China is the real imperialist power". Sometimes they come across as like modern day Trots, where their greatest enemy is "removedd workers states" instead of the actual empire. Maybe that's too harsh, correct me if I'm way off.

I've also never seen someone (online) who calls themselved a Maost and has a job. They're usually students for some reason. This might be more about online Maoists than the general population of Maoists, so if it's too sectarian take it from that lens.

I have a part Peruvian friend. He's definitely left wing like Che and Fidel, but when we saw some pro Gonzalo graffiti, he was like wtf?

Libs walking around with their noses got, unwiped shit in their pants, and morning breath that could smoke out a beehive

Bow down to their calculating rationality

Reposting my all-time best post:
hits bong yeah dude I'm a Marxist-Leninist-bonapartist, not the napoleon one though, this is another napoleon he's from vietnam, wrote like three pamphlets about digging ditches and then burned down a local post office, which he thought harbored american GI's. He did this in the 90's, the dude was integral to leftist thought in my high school.

serious question: what did Gonzalo write? I keep seeing maoists telling people to read Gonzalo, but I literally cannot find a single thing this man wrote

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As we all know, one flaw of the Bolshevik revolution was that they all shit their pants constantly, Mao corrected this and furthered the immortal science of Marxism.