1y ago

Hereditary coolness

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That kid is going to be legendary at Two Truths and a Lie.
- My grandpa is Kurt Cobain, my other grandpa is Tony Hawk, I get recognized wherever I go
  
  Gen Beta: "Who?"
Unfortunately their progeny inherited skills from that Era which hold little cultural value in today's world. They were born adept at hacky sack, inline skating, juggling sticks with other sticks, and countless other (but equally useless) activities.
- Yup. Now being cool is whoring yourself out on social media for views.
  
  I was destined to be a slut, but I was born in this body.
  
  Can assure you, we already did that 20 years ago.
- Hacky Sack will always have cultural value.
  
  http://www.footbag.org/clubs/index
  help keep it up!
  
  https://youtu.be/nb_-LuaT03k
- Finding videos they both want to watch at Blockbuster ...
- Holy shit! Diabolo and devil sticks were the best!
  
  still are imo.
- You should see their sick fushigi skills!
Oh this is so close to the ?plot? of sk8er boi
- That song still has so much to teach us.
  
  Like, would she see the boi later?
That dude looks kinda like Tony Hawk.
- That woman kinda looks like Courtney love
  
  She gets that from her dad
- He gets that from his dad.
He looks kinda old to be Tony Hawk's son. Are we sure that's even him?
- Looks like Tony Hawk has 4 kids, and I think this is the oldest one (32).
  
  That's a relief. Maybe the constant mistaken identity thing skips a generation.
  
  One of them makes music
"You wont believe what my mother in law did."
We believe it.
Awww. That's so lovely. I hope they're very happy together. I'm sure it's difficult growing up in both of their shadows.
They will breed the ultimate theater kid
You're in high school again
Wild! I had no idea they knew each other.

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