A kiwi skeleton, with its egg inside

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My cloaca hurts just thinking about this.
How I feel as a currently pregnant human woman
- I'mma find you and eat a hard boiled egg near you.
  
  Haha, thankfully egg smell doesn't set me off at all. You'll find that most pregnant people have very...let's say unique experiences with pregnancy. What gags one might be another's craving :)
  
  Some people don't have much nausea at all, even! It's a weird time.
  
  Username checks out.
  
  Im going to eat sushi
  
  Or a iced mocha with whipped cream
  
  Or scratch my foot
No wonder they're a flightless bird, I don't think I could even walk around with that thing up my ass, let alone fly.
- You'd be surprised what you can achieve through a bit of willpower and determination...
  
  I think I'd have to boil it first so the egg doesn't break. Sigh, I know what must be done...
- I googled it (to try and be a smart ass), a kiwi egg is 80 mm in diameter. So you are probably correct in your assesment.
Like a human mother birthing a four-year-old child!
Jesus, women don’t get enough credit.
- That's a bird.
  
  A woman bird*
Ow ow ow ow
The egg is almost as big as the kiwi itself 😳
- Of course, they are born as adults. If mama bird wasn’t carrying the egg, and rolled herself up, she’d fit in it, too.
Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.

It's like that.

points to groin

/s

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