Rest in Peace/Piss Melina Memorial Service/Dance Party
Rest in Peace/Piss Melina Memorial Service/Dance Party
A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
10 DAYS OF DARKNESS INCOMING
MELINA FIRST RESPONDER AT FLIGHT 93 CRASH SITE
GREAT AWAKENING ARRIVES
Someone who made a career on Hexbear posting "ironic" reactionary content gets banned for flying too close to the sun?
Getting upset about Melina posts is a skill issue.
Getting banned is a skill issue
bye felicia
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
are ya'll still mad about the 'anti-union' (lol) joke?
I'm pretty sure it has to be funny to qualify as a joke
They just got banned? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. They led an amazing bit. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, they were an amazing person who had an amazing bit. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
Their only crime was not being funny
Obviously they had to be executed
Good riddance tbh. I don't like to speak ill of fellow hexbears but the bit was just... not good or funny, like at all IMO
yeah, melina was an unfriendly aggravating troll, good riddance.
Doing a bit to deliberately upset others and then laugh at them for being upset is both the dictionary definition of trolling and just inherently mean behaviour. I'm still not sure why other hexbears call that a good thing.
Hexbear is just really irony poisoned as a whole, to where someone doing a triple backflip into being reactionary is praised for the bit when anyone not familiar with it will just see reactionary content. Good riddance.
they were too pure for this f*cked up world...
rest in peace melania trump 😔
If i were melina i would definitely, definitely use an alt account to post a party thread celebrating my ban, or surely join the party. I wonder which one of us they are?
This is pretty much the fate of every other user who got banned for some reason back from the discord days.
bring faer backthen ban them again
You are allowed to not be funny
You are not allowed to deliberately antagonize others.
Should be as simple as that, genuinely amazed with the unprecedented level of cover and excuses they got from admins so consistently. Hopefully there doesn't become a pattern of continuing to permit antagonistic, harassing users in the desire to promote bits (funny or unfunny)
The trick is to be aggressively unfunny while deliberately antagonizing others; that way criticism of the latter can be passed off as criticism of the former.
let the Melina-jacketing commence
RIP to a one
:died-this-morning:
we've lost a legend
we'll remember you, don't come back
Rest in pepperonis
lol
Wow... Fae just got banned? I didn't know that. You are telling me that for the first time. Fae led an amazing life. What else can you say? Fae was an amazing poster... whether you agree or not. Fae was an amazing poster who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that. Thank you very much.
I know not everybody liked Melina but they didn't deserve to get blown up by the FBI from a direct impact of a 40 millimeter grenade
you sure?
Free Nelson Melina
The Melina effect
Permanently Deleted
RIP to the last party rocker
Real party rockers at least have the decency to apologize for it
Source: LMFAO discography
lol. lmao even.
Rip bozo
Idk who melina is, I just wanna be included
"Fae's a posting hero because fae was banned. I like people that weren't banned."On this special day we are all Melina and none of us are.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i think I found Melina everyone