SLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.
This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.
If there’s ice on your windows, sometimes it can be difficult to drive fast because of the visibility. In these cases, I recommend pouring some boiling water over the windows. That will remove the ice.
Just a heads-up, in some states "debris" coming off of your vehicle qualifies as an "unsecured load" and will get you a nasty ticket if it flies off and hits another car, moving this up from a shitty life pro-tip to an illegal one in some jurisdictions.
Pfft. Use your gas powered leaf blower. Driving around like a troglodyte, for shame. This way you'll exercise supremacy over your neighbours by waking them up at the crack of dawn.