Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
97 0 Reply*swimming through the desert in your tank
63 1 ReplyWell I swim through the desert in a tank with no name...
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A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video
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The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.
7 0 ReplyDriving around in a hot tub!
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When this tank gets hit by a shell:
Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?
Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!
91 1 ReplyWait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?
11 0 ReplyOnly if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd
The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.
If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...
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You can pee wherever/whenever you want.
68 0 ReplyCorrection: you can no longer drink the water.
70 1 ReplyBear Grylls has entered the chat
32 0 ReplyWas that really your first inclination?
4 0 ReplyIt'll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.
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can drink the water
As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.
60 0 ReplyIs it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so
21 1 Reply✅ Can drink the water.
❎ Should drink the water.
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random question: why are tank interiors painted white?
9 0 Replyhide the cum stains
30 0 Replybetter visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)
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Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.
44 0 ReplySimple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank
22 0 ReplyLove it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.
24 0 ReplyBetter: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.
2 0 ReplyA tank designed by Bill Wurtz.
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put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.
5 0 ReplyMake the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.
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44 2 ReplyAnd the British version will be able to make tea much easier.
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A fish tank, if you will
39 0 ReplyI can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.
36 0 ReplyMaybe it's a navy tank?
21 0 ReplySONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.
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I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!
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Love the emotional support fish
27 0 ReplyWelcome to Marines. Literally.
25 0 ReplyWater doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
22 0 ReplyJust leave the hatch open a little bit.
26 0 ReplyGotta keep it sealed though if you don't want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.
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Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
15 0 ReplyIsn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.
11 0 Replyship it.
Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you'd boat it.
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Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
10 0 ReplyFunctional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
5 0 ReplyFrom the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine
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We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
20 0 Replythe loader dolphin project was a failure
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One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.
19 0 ReplyEarplugs
12 0 ReplyDo they make those for lungs?
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Make the hatch a spout with a cope cage on top.
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I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.
Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.
18 0 ReplyEventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.
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And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!
17 0 ReplyStand aside Pierre Sprey!
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16 0 ReplyI know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?
15 0 ReplyAir is a compressible fluid. Water is incompressible. Energy from shock waves will be transmitted from the hull to the crew in a much more efficient fashion.
41 0 ReplyWait, explain that to an idiot please. Could the water pressure crush a person? It wouldn't just go up?
9 0 ReplyAh, right.
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Tank get hole, water go out hole
8 0 ReplyEarly warning of Hullfailure from smaller penetrations. Success again
8 0 ReplyYeah, but then you're left with a lighter, more agile tank. It's a win-win!
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Inertia will be a bitch tho
14 0 ReplyTwo fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.
14 0 ReplyThat was a let down to say the least
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As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.
12 0 ReplyRust.
6 0 ReplyHeavy.
5 1 Replygas turbine go brrrr
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heard of distilled water? or zinc-coating shit?
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You know what's denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete
Well, until it hardens that is. /s
6 0 ReplyThe only problem i have with this is that this is technically happening (just inside tge amor)
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