I can't wait for my taxi skins to be locked behind the premium battlepass instead of game progression!

I need to get me a person that will cook me a bowl of oversized Mac and cheese.

That's pretty smart.

I think the guy in the tank top is a fraud, but the other ogres haven't caught on yet.

I think it's just because that's what most people know as an OS and know how to use it. Although every company in the world would save money by using Linux for these things since it is free.

That's an easy fix. Just write a second script to erase the data in the error log file every now and then.

Looks like it's time for Utah to share it's Mormonism.

It's always viable to punch stuff. You don't want to waste your bullets when they can be used later to defend democracy.

Don't intervene on God's plan to kill the mother or baby. /s

One thing you should know about him is that he is self reported to have a really good twitter game.

I can't wait for Trump to be the first RC Human.

They just need to work a little bit harder. The harder you work the richer you get.

Maybe Stephen Hawking sent hate mail to future humans so now they don't attend his party out of spite.

Those kids must have grown up yo have weird kinks.

Aperture science would probably discover what brain patterns, hormones, and molecular alignments determine the sexuality and gender identification of a person and then start experimenting on people to create new sexualities and genders.

I need to use this to announce my wife's pregnancy.

I dig Jerboa. It's my favorite free Lemmy app.

It's answers are from Cock and Ball Torture?Whatever floats your boat man.

Based on the colors of A,B,X,Y I would say it was made with the intention of being used on an Xbox.

Woah there sir, this is factually incorrect. It was an Xbox controller. Even more frightening.