Anon meets a girl at uni

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She's definitely going to harvest his organs
- Ah, probably wasn't using most of them anyways.
- They probably aren't worth much to much cholesterol
  
  Still delicious though
- No, just harvest his green card.
A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.
- Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.
- Princess is totally going to maul someone someday.
  
  Princess only mauls ironically.
  
  And why do you think that?
about to correct her as she's giggling

Anon saved from himself by being so slow
- That was a close one. He almost mansplained animals.
Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!

(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)
- the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform
  
  Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then
  
  Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle
  
  Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick
  
  Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.
- Not again!
  
  Atleast it's not Tamriel this time
- And feeling a wee bit lighter
What's with the play button in the middle?
- Permanently Deleted
  
  it's the only thing that makes anything bearable.
- In case you like videos better
- It's a screen cap from tiktok.
- It made me feel like I had a floaty in my eye I couldn't get rid of.
- I'm not seeing any play button?

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