From now until then you're invincible.
64 0 ReplyI've been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!
23 1 ReplyYou could make so much money playing Russian roulette!
13 0 ReplyAnd this is why we have GFCIs, folks
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No, mine had a different date. Must just be a bug.
24 0 ReplyWhat is this "wrapped" thing everybody but me knows about?
6 0 ReplySpotify gives you an overview of your listening activity every year with different stats, like top artists, top songs, which city your listening tastes match, etc.
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Not gonna make it that long. Nice try.
21 0 Replyyou ok?
5 0 ReplyWe here for a good time, not a long time 😤
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Awww man, I don't wanna do this shit for another 20 years just to die.
Can we make it sooner?
16 0 ReplyBe the change you want to see in the world!
9 1 ReplyWhere's the nearest bridge?
EDIT: for reasons, this is a joke.
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Hah, now there is nothing candlejack ca
16 0 ReplyI don't get it. Who's Candleja
12 0 ReplyMy favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th
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November 4, 2097...I'm gonna have a long life, it seems!
16 0 Replydang, Feb 23rd 2067 for me
7 0 ReplyIt just says 5 for me
6 0 ReplyShit, that's my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.
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Dunno, it sounds like 90's to me.
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Mine says "December 5th 2023"
15 0 ReplyWeird. Mine says "December 3rd 2023"
4 0 ReplyMine says 1997. Just 1997.
5 0 ReplyJust doing a wellness check. Did you make it?
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Have a nice last day on earth, buddy.
3 0 ReplyCan we swap? I'd love to die tomorrow.
1 0 ReplyWell. Did you?
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laughs in climate wars
14 0 ReplyImagine knowing that you'll live this long from now. Would be great
9 0 Reply20 years ain't as long as you think it is. Especially if you're not even 30
7 0 ReplyIf someone could guarantee me that I would die 20 years from now I think I would take it. I would rather a guaranteed 20 years than a potential 40.
It would be great not having to worry about death for that long. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
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I sure hope I live past 66...
7 2 Replyage LEAKED
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Ima die on my birthday? Man that sucks
7 0 ReplyIt makes the math easier though
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You can't tell me when I die! Only I get to decide when I die!
7 1 ReplySecret of immortality unlocked
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Too optimistic to be real.
6 0 ReplyGross. I'd hate having to live an extra ~20 years.
6 0 Replythat's so long from now though
3 0 ReplyYOU CAN'T TELL ME WHEN I'M GOING TO D............
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