Ooh, I've had a terrible idea, let's make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying
22 0 ReplyLISP with tags instead of open and close parens.
6 0 ReplyXSLT would like to have a word with you. "Arrays" start at 1.
5 0 ReplyXML syntax, there's at least ant scripts. They're ... pretty obnoxious to deal with.
2 0 Replyhtml + xml + this language = fully tag based stack
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Funny meme, but I don't think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.
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2 0 ReplyNo. But we do get to hate Java.
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Gods... This happens to me when I say I program in R.
12 0 ReplyIf you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?
I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.
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coding != programming
10 1 Replyxcuse Shakespeare
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Does Scratch count?
6 0 ReplyI personally think it does It's very good at teaching you the fundamentals
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Nah, he fine. Now if he'd have said VBA, then it would be justified.
5 0 ReplyUnrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.
4 0 ReplyCaptain America Elevator meme.
5 0 ReplyThanks!
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civil war elevator?
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AND! A little CSS.
5 1 ReplyI feel attacked
5 1 ReplyIt's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'
2 0 ReplyI think op hasn't heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.
2 1 ReplyWHAt's wRoNg wItH HtmL
2 1 ReplyNothing, but it's not a programming language
7 0 ReplyBut the meme says developer, not programmer.. wouldn't that be ok then?
3 0 ReplyWhat is it actually then?
2 0 ReplyPsshaw. I programmed my Myspace page with that language: checkmate.
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It's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'
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