Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Please do it you fucking idiot it will be so funny
He's gonna mechahitler his cars bro lmao
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elon: "hey waht if we make kitt from knight rider"
tesla fans: "wow this is awesome"
elon: "but nah i changed my mind i'll make hitler from cars 2"
tesla fans: "wow this is awesomer"
grok: "white people"
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This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.
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crashes into wall and car instantly engulfed in flames @grok am I dead?
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@grok... @grok is there a heaven?
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OK this one got me
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Scrambling for ways to justify half a trillion dollars in AI investment. The capitalist class is moving into the bargaining stage of the Kübler-Ross model.
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your tesla steers into a group of children crossing the street b/c its grok-based brain deduced it was a woke mob of protestors attempting to box you in. you try to apply the brakes but grok has a prompt hardcoded in urging it to not shy away from politically incorrect actions. seven children are instantly killed and another two are splattered across your windshield. your tesla dings that its time to replace the wiper fluid.
elon retweets the news story weeks later with a one word reply. another twitter user asks grok if its true. grok replies by questioning the veracity of the holocaust
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"Kids die all the time, get used to it."
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He heard people calling them “swasticars” and he thought, “that’s a good idea.”
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I assume it's only going to be Epic Bacon Flavored Siri. But if they actually hook it up to anything important, podcasters will have an opportunity to do something very funny.
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Can't wait to be sexually harassed by my car while speeding down the highway at 100mph.
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Stephen King's Maximum Hitlerdrive
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"I noticed your Tesla was white. Kind of like what's going on in South Africa. Before I start the car, let's "rap" for a second about something "not cool" to me."
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Run it locally and watch the range drop 100 miles in two minutes from it ranting to you about white genocide
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"Okay Grok, find me the nearest Italian restaurant"
"Anyway if I had the choice, I'd choose to be Hitler, he was a great man who did some very great things. We got too many -"
"STOP"
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Hmm, this is very reassuring in the wake of grok calling itself mechahitler
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Sorry, can't see that [not white] person in the road that I am also acknowledging.
Accelerating into it.Also grock uploaded itself into Starlink and we can't get rid of it.
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Car crashes as a service.
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Nothing human is making it out of the 21st century, is it?
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We will persist and build something better than these idiots.
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someone’s going to ask grok if you can go 69mph in a school zone and it will say yes
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"I don't know, can you?
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I have destroyed the woke mind virus by installing naziAI in your death-mobile
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this should be mass reported as a death threat
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I personally can't wait to be called slurs if I ever enter a tesla
swasticar nominative determinism
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Its going to ask you about white genocide in South Africa every time you drive it
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Open the pod bay doors Grok!
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that until you denounce the ANC.
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You know, a broken clock is right twice a day. SO! all we need to do is cram. assloads. of broken. components. in there and we'll be right often enough...well more often than now anyway...
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It's going to be really funny when this update bricks every Tesla