My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!
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My immediate reaction lmao
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Recently did a bit at work where Jacob Marley misinterpreted that as weight related insult. We were riffing on classic lines being taken too literally or wrong. 'I come to bury Caesar, not praise him' crowd - "yeah! Fuck that guy!" "Who's digging the hole?"
"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well."
"Did you know he had like 15 dogs?"
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I love when research confirms folk beliefs that have been around for centuries.
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Noshitsherlockology is the funniest branch of science
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It's so funny that some random peasant that would have only survived to 40 years old at most 400 years ago could have told them they didn't need this research
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With nothing beyond the knowledge of the effects of the opioids in salvia and that there are casomorphins in much cheese, this seems pretty natural; doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.
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doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.
Mama's revenge. 🐄
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God I only vaguely remember why these mouse Ashley memes exist lol
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Vegans win again
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Vegetarians in absolute shambles.
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They're used to it
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[you eat food containing fear, that's why you're scared]
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[and unprepared]
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Initially this looked like someone doing the cheeseslap meme for Terrified Stock Image Man.
And I've heard of this happening. A person in another Lemmy instance I'm in mentions having cheesemares all the time
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Does vegan cheese have the same effect?
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Nope. Cause it's made of fundamentally different things.
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whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off
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