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2y ago

top hexbear posters

Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear

Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else

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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
- :mao-clap:
  Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
  uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
  
  Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
  
  Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.
- :meow-cactus:
- Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
  
  Grass touchers unite! :unity:
- I need to reevaluate my life
  
  Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
  Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
- :blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
  
  :sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
- How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
  
  I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
  He's probably still on here on another account
- Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
- @SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
  
  :antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
  
  :rat-salute-2:
  
  100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
  :fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
- i need to log the fuck off lmao
  in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
  
  :solidarity:
- I'm on the list
  tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:

Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can't be posting about cute guys enough to be up there
...Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
- :obama-drone:

No love for @SorosFootSoldier with 36511 comments?
- Yeah celebrate my brainworms, damn it.
  
  gz

oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
- :panopticon:
- holy fucking shit
  
  hey you have no room to talk, you have 13 comments a day, i have 15

My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:

This list isn't accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
- I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
  
  @SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.

This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:

This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
- Yeah where the frig am I?
  
  I think you're still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.
- I don't make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
  
  This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:

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