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not_IO @lemmy.blahaj.zone

2w ago

kraken monster

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- they are just recreating an old videogame
Bad dungeons and bad dragons
https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika
The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you're willing to go smaller.
- It's actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako
  
  You've got a good eye for tentacle dildos.
- Why do you know this?
  
  I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn't actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though....
  
  Because they clicked on the website and checked
How convenient the DM's sister had one!
- ... even though he lives alone!
  
  Well he has a roommate
- And what if the DM is a woman?
You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.
- Username checks out
- Hopefully not... Otherwise someone is literally boofing microplastics.
Ono...
Wobbly sausage!
DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.
I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther's originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther's for minis that day.
- Honestly, this is more OG than most people realize. You're doing it right.
  Coins, and even dice work in a pinch too.
  
  I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol
you may want to add in the source. the individual who posted the original is hilarious.
- i think it was posted by this instagram user https://www.instagram.com/chafingarmor i donti know anything about the person tho, it was recomended by the algorithm and can't find the exact post again sry, they seem to be posting a lot
- Please do.
Day of the Tentacle
Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren't supposed to fight at a level I don't have a block for lol. "Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you're level 7 so....10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best" lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they're looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn't a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.
- The joke is that's a dildo
  
  Yep and CR10 when you're level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo
Let's see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

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