Elon's flipflopping behavior needs a nickname like TACO Don

I'm more confused about how there were still people who took him seriously

Same, I mean wtf?!

That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Damn that's me getting drunk
- Yes that is included in what they said. Alcohol is a drug and with enough quantity its not the soft kind.

No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.

He thought he could get left to love him by shitting on Trump but it turns out people who can critically think have a memory longer than a goldfish.
It doesn't confirm nor deny the veracity of the posts, if he afterwards says they are false, it's not contradictory of this statement.
Good call out.
He now either has to answer to "enabling election fraud" or "public defamation". Talk about a rock and a hard place.

I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.

I used to. then he called a cave rescuer a pedophile.
then I started to think, "Maybe this guy is a bit unhinged..." but I was wrong.
he was ALOT unhinged.
- I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the 'super' bit.

You guys remember @GhislaneMaxwell from Reddit who was a mod/admin for /r/worldnews for years?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I actually did not know that.
So not only is Reddit full of Nazis, they're baby raping Nazis? 🤢
- Spez was a moderator of /jailbait so....
No, but I do remember some schizos off their meds dreaming up that conspiracy theory.

Nacho

Not a consistent human obviously

"How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?"

Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*

MARS

Musk Always Resumes Simping

"Piece of shit Elon" really rolls off the tongue.

Strike a pose.

Drugged Out Nazi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Nazi_Germany

Elon... Eloff.

This post deserves more love

Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.

I like how this community keeps me up to date with everything Musk does

I suppose they are bringing you Enough Musk Spam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Muskratting

No one human should have the outspoken power of this twit.

So far I've got Special K Flake, but it needs something.

Special KKK Flake?
Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?
Musk was also drinking lots of alcohol while strung out from various drugs
FElon K?

how can anyone take Elon seriously

$$$$ I think you know the answer $$$$

Asks a user that is still for some reason using Elon's personal propaganda machine.

They're both in the Epstein files.

He's probably also in the Epstein files

Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.

Except that for narcissists a good, insulting nickname that hurts them in the ego is actually harmful. Not terminal of course, but they don't deserve to be happy so it's a small win.
This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He'd be getting off quite lightly.

Donald Officially Gelded Elon.

Or, just ignore him. Stop taking about him and his companies. Don't support his companies. Just starve him off the attention that he needs.

yeah ok, "Elon".
we'll stop talking about how pathetic and stupid you are.

He's not worthy of a personal title, he's just a typical Schrodinger's douchebag with more money to avoid the consequences.

He’s too busy fucking Stephen Miller’s wife to be consistent.

In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.

Sometimes he's Elon, and sometimes he's uolƎ.

holds up spork

I like the classic Elmo "Pedo Guy" Musk.

ChamELON, he always changes himself to hide from danger and for predation on the lower classes.

How could anyone take him seriously BEFORE?

After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.

How bout E.L.O.N. Elon Loves Overdoing Narcotics

I've been working on something to spell out MELON. So far I've got Musk's Empty Lies, but I can't find anything yet for the ON part. Still working.
- Orchestrate Nazis? Musk's Empty Lies Orchestrate Nazis? MELON?
- Overtake Nation?
  Overwhelm Nachoface?