Ur mom

"I made these companies out of my own trip to the bank"

But there's been at least 10 versions of stable

Billionaires are always welcome, I guess Elon could shit in his mouth and he'd say "Thank you may I please have another?"

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

🤮

Guess I'll go to Congress myself can't be that hard

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/12/great-moments-murcs-law

Murc’s law, for the uninitiated, is the widespread assumption that only Democrats have any agency or causal influence over American politics.

They did stuff under Obama and Biden. I couldn't find a perfect source but here is a source https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/fact-sheet-the-biden-harris-administration-record

Same, diceware generated

welp 🏴‍☠️

The trouble is, filesystems don't have ACID. The first time you have a power loss during a write, your data will get corrupted.

You laugh, but "Professional" news organizations routinely fuck up kilowatts and kilowatt-hours when they talk about electric power.

We should replace kWh with Joules as harm reduction

What if Metroid and Zelda were girls

I think it was a joke

No it should have 10-year-olds with huge tits /jk

Shoot them on sight, they're enemy combatants 😏

Hi, I'm in Central Illinois. Reddit doesn't let me make accounts anymore... they want email addresses and I want privacy.

For anyone who needs it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet