The D.E.N.N.I.S ship

Come on guys, of course this isn't a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

I still don't understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
- Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
- it's a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though

Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won't have to worry about sleeping spaces.

Elon in the meeting:

Do you like it? I was generous.

It is a serious problem when it's not possible to know if a screenshot of a "truth" is actually true or it has been faked

It’s also something that Elon would totally do.
A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.
There is, it's called critical thinking and research ;) Of course, that's a far cry from brainless consumption of worthless media.

The number of people that don't realise this is an always sunny reference

There's no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn't even wait until Mars...

Is this real?

Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women's safety.
- Or laws.
- So these women ARE in danger?
- also it's not written in all caps
- True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
- also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media
Trump wouldn't watch it's always sunny either.
Also, no words are capitalised.
- Space
- Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.
I thought the same. It's truly incredible we weren't sure, what a timeline
Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?
No.
If you ask, it becomes real.
- Schrodinger's truth?
It's genuinely a good question. This is madness

What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
- Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
- Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.
No sleeping in space! It's the law!

Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn't smart enough to write something coherent.
- I reckon, if it's not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.
Lmfao I can't tell anymore and I'm not sure If I'm scared or amused. Help me.

Well space travel does require some "tasty treats."

The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg

If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn't remotely capable of this

Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can't see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

This joke doesn't work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

“So they are in danger?!”

“There’s no danger!”

You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
Sure, you've seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?
- I hadn't, but thank you for making me aware of it.
"Of course they are in danger." - Musk

Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

either the dennis system, or dees implication system.

so anyway, I started tariffing.

No shoutycaps, fake.

This can't be real

There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS

As usual, this doesn't actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about...or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

I'm quite certain this isn't true. Not Trump's writing style, plus it's a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk

Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This is the ploy to boost stocks after the 130 day term for special advisor has expired. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.

Can you explain?