4w ago

What are you all doing ? I’m having dinner.

Where I live, it’s 6 P.M. :)

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Trying to find a job as a frontend JavaScript developer or learning Python to try to find a job as a full stack developer later.
I hate my life.
Edit: Please send help.
- Full-stack dev here with 13 years experience (mainly in Vue and Laravel).
  Have any questions? I might be able to provide some insight. Good luck out there!
  
  I main React and Typescript. I've been doing front end for about 10 years and I'm certain I can figure out Flask for RESTful API's and Graphql.
  My only question is how do I get a human to look at my resume?
Pooping there's a stomach virus going around and I think I just got it
- I just pooped a while ago. That sucks :( Feel better soon and take care of yourself !
Patiently waiting for a meeting in which I'm almost certainly going to be laid off.
- I hope the severance is a good golden shower and not a bad one.
  
  It's good enough to give me a little buffer, fortunately
- How'd it go?
  
  As expected, lol
Thinking about lunch, it's 12:15pm here. Getting over a cold for the last few days.
- Feel better! What are you going to eat ?
Technically speaking, working. But given that it takes at least 45 minutes to start on my next step, and there's also inventory prep going on, I'm hiding out of the way for as long as possible.
Can’t sleep. It’s 2:53am. Yuk.
Making breakfast! It's 930am :)
Getting drunk alone and listening to Haken's Fauna because everyone's busy. sobemoji
i'm going to bed. good night!
12 am, doom scrolling rn
Waiting (I'm in a hospital waiting room)
Taking a good sh...
- Are you telling someone to be quiet?!
  
  Oh, I meant a good 💩
At the doctors office. Waiting in the 2nd waiting room. If the doctor doesn’t come in soon, I’m gonna let death take me
8:16 am, woke up not long ago and doing my morning routine of checking Lemmy.
Studying for a Calculus test.
I'm on a holiday camping road trip.
\ Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
\ Some super hot milf used it before me.
\ The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
\ Toilet seat still warm.
\ That's BodyContact-101, bitches!
\ My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
\ So long virgins!
Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

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