Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler
Trump proudly displays statue of Butler assassination attempt in the Oval Office
cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/2796864
The only thing Trump needs to add to the Oval Office is his brains sprayed across a wall after an American patriot executes him for high treason.
It’ll make a nice 1cm square of pink (remember, these are brains we’re talking about.)
This man was never shot.
So so close...
So obnoxious of him.
So self-involved
What happened to right wingers? I clearly remember that narcism was universally considered a bad trait especially among conservatives. How are they accepting that?
Are we talking about the Canadian Conservative Party? Or am I missing something?
Looks like that guy on the left is humping Trumps leg.
That's the woman. Who, ironically, couldn't adequately cover Trump's body mass. 😂
The woman?
The mark of a modern Republican/fascist
Now this MF is building “statues” of himself. How many red flags can they “slip” past?
There are plans to create a 9-foot-tall version in bronze in the works, according to the project’s website.
Good fucking lord.
Holy fuck that's so cringe. What a fucking narcissist.
There are plans to create a 9-foot-tall version in bronze in the works, according to the project’s website.
The site asks for contributions ranging from $10, which will earn donors a vote on the location of where the statue will be permanently installed, to $25,000 to receive a limited quarter-life-size bronze replica.
Contributors who give $4,500 will receive a 12-inch sculpture. “These sculptures are the same one’s [sic] being offered to big money donors to The Trump Campaign,” the site says.
Jesus fucking Christ...
BTW, Trump was never hit by a bullet. He hurt his ear when a SS guard rushed to cover him and hit him with his gun holster.
Interesting. Where'd you hear that?
This makes me more suspicious that the whole fucking thing was staged
I doubt it as many people hate Trump and want him to die. He definitely leaned into the whole victim thing but I'm sure the attempt was real.
Like the fact that SS knew about the shooter way before he even set up his rifle? Or the lack of investigation into the guy? I mean they went on and on and on about hunters laptop but an actual attempt on Trump's life? Never mentioned before this.
"lack of investigation" is fairly normal when the person is dead. Anyways, it's really, really, really obvious the Secret Service decided to let the kid take his shot before they killed him.
If it were staged, why would they pick a Republican to be the fall guy, instead of a woke Marxist?
I mean, the Marxist wouldn't try to miss.
Republicans are easy to trick and are way more violent.
Here's the thing...
He's a fat useless cunt.
The end.
The world will be a better place when he's dead.
I disagree in the long term. He'd disappear, but the problem would persist. Someone else would eventually take his place.
That being said, he's clearly harmful and I can't come up with a better solution, so...
Every day, I wake up in hope of seeing that headline.
"Roger, alpha bravo, initiating IP address trace..."
Let me rephrase that.
The world will be a better place when Trump is Muammar Gaddafi'd.
symbolizes the divine intervention as well as the man and his message of unity and resilience for which America stands
So, Jesus "giving his own life" (for 3 days) is a huge deal, and a huge sacrifice, but then God kinda "volunteers" Corey Comperatore to die for Trump, without asking?
It gets messy when people act like God has an active hand in every single little thing that happens. It's right up there with "everything happens for a reason". You know, rape happens for a reason. You just don't know why yet.
I like to frame it as free will & sometimes things just...happen. Accidents happen. Free will principle. Sometimes bad things happen because of bad people, sometimes bad things happen because you're stupid...it just seems to make more sense than an overly involved god.
Monuments to oneself are a classic dictator move
He's in the shallow end of the pool, but he's going to keeping getting worse and more unhinged
The suspension of Habeas corpus is deep end
It definitely took a sharp turn for the sinister
... Shallow end of the pool with a goddamned diaper on...
I will continue to voice my opposition to this take.
People in the crowd got hit and one died, there's a picture of Crooks' head split open by sniper fire. There is no proof it was a setup beyond how Trump and his campaign leveraged it, which isn't really proof.
Clinging onto this theory feels like the same kind of smarmy double speak Holocaust deniers use. "It didn't happen, but I wish it did."
I wouldn't bet on a fucking Navy SEAL winging a moving target on the ear at 400-500'. Anyone thinking it was staged has two issues: They watched too many action movies and have never shot a rifle.
Fair, and I don't believe it was staged. BUT, somebody dying doesn't mean it wasn't staged. It just means they're willing to sacrifice some lives to secure power.
They gave everyone hope that the shooter just missed, but he was never going to hit, since he shot nothing. That ear scrape was so fake leaving zero scar or scab after just a week.
That would be really dumb. What happens if they hit Trump in the head? There are so many factors like wind. With the large anti Trump movement I'm not really shocked someone decided to take things into their own hands. He definitely leaned into the whole victim thing but to say that the entire thing was staged is a bit extreme.
If he is gonna spend public money to worship himself, I at least expect the statue to be slightly higher quality than this piece of crap.
It was quite an artistic choice to make the female secret service agent look like she is cowering in fear rather than the reality that she was trying to tackle/take a bullet for the dumbass target who wouldnt stay down.
Then by comparison you have the male agent who looks like hes at the beach and not even concerned about gunfire at all. Its actually impressive how much misogyny is dripping out of this statue
Not to mention we all know Trump was not anywhere close to the tallest of the people on that stage
During the actual event the female agent seemed to be pulling Trump down and blocking his front and side, while the male agent was pushing him down and shielding overtop him. The main issue is Trump is old and built like a frog, so you can’t apply much oressure or else you make him tumble. This probably allowed him to break free and stand for the fight moment.
At least they got the hands right
If someone gave me a statue of myself looking that pathetic, I'd thank them profusely and shove it in my sock drawer, only bringing it out when they visit.
they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
I’m not one of those “the world is ending types” but fucking hell, every time I read the updates from that website I have to pause and stop the doom spiral
If he continues ruling like that, he's going to need more floor space. :)
If it were another house, I'd recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:
<bang>
you missed him
<bang>
really poor shot
<bang>
hey, let me try
<bang>
give me the gun
<bang>
you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
<bang>
stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now
(sadly it's based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)
Looks like he's about to get suplexed.
Fucking pathetic
I hope Obama wins the presidency back via the traditional leadership challenge of Hell In A Cell and then puts this statuette up his bum on live TV.
I hope we don't have to deal with anyone that wants to serve three terms.
First job of the next president: melt it down.
Smelt it into a really large metal bullet and use a rail gun to see how many of tRump and those at the Heritage Foundation fucks it can pierce. Ya know, for science!
I’d melt down the entire fucking WH and build anew.
Might need to given the stench.
I'm guessing that he had it done himself and that he owns it and isn't gonna leave it behind.
that thing is hideous, and it's only real resemblance to trump is that look of abject stupidity.
If the assassination attempt would have worked, Kamala could still have put up that statue, as a memorial of the victory over fascism.
If Trump was killed during her campaign Harris would've used her campaign money to try and revive him in the interest of civility and bipartisanship.
I can’t wait for Zombie Trump.
That’s going to be even more fun than this hellhole.
🤮
Jesus, Reba still got it going on at 70
Anyone who calls any piece of work, which depicts Donald Trump as “art” I’d like to have a word with.
Mostly to beat them to death for their idiocy
fake assassination attempt
Unity?
This is a joke right?
The whole of our reality is a fucking joke.
Yes, but not in the way you're hoping. It's not a joke meaning "it didn't happen", but it's a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.
I wish.
