What my boss thinks my job is
What my boss thinks my job is
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I've been a software developer for the better part of 20 years and I'm so fed up with this whole situation. Time for a new career.
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My CV looks something like:
- Jr Support agent > Sr Support agent > Lead Support agent
- Tech engineer
- DevOps engineer
- DevOps lead
- Sysadmin > Sr SA > lead SA
- Technical Architect> Solution Architect > Sr Arch > Enterprise Arch
- Director of IT
- Raising chickens
Chickens might shit everywhere, scream constantly, and flap their wings just to get attention, much like managers. But they can't make you polish that shit into a product to sell. And if one gets out of line you can just eat them.
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And if one gets out of line you can just eat them
Same with managers. It's frowned upon, but don't let that stop you
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But they can't make you polish that shit into a product to sell
You're probably aware, but the product (eggs) comes from the same place as the shit. At least for chickens anyway, never seen the anatomy of a manager, but I hear they're invertebrates so it may be slightly different.
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It's the opposite: your table scraps are their chickeny gold 🥹
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I thought a lot about getting out of tech about eight years ago. I landed on becoming a history professor as the role that would be most fulfilling. I hated school and I would hate getting accredited, but I believe I'd be able to impart the joy of history to a handful of students. Too bad I hated school. I'm still in tech.
If I could swap to chickens, that'd be interesting. Buckawk.
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They're not trying to get attention. They're trying to express their natural instinctive behaviours, and are being prevented by your violence and cruelty.
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Same. I'm hoping for the teacher shortage to increase, I might make the switch if the barriers come down. I'd love to teach children to code, I have fond memories of my IT teacher back in the day. His lessons on TurboPascal taught me a lot.
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Ah, good old Turbo Pascal
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Come and work with public goods too. Retroactive and deep funding are a thing too
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I'm not opposed to be honest. Know any projects looking for Go devs?
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"Why dont you just have AI do that?"
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Vibe coding L
Like I use a lot of ai but u gotta be specific and understand the architecture lol.
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