Trump Says He Will Order US to Reopen Alcatraz as Federal Prison

As long as we put him in it I'm fine with that

He's fucking demented. Like literally and medically.

I'm tired of just seeing random Trump ideas without any kind of deeper thought or plan behind it. Alcatraz hasn't housed a prisoner for a long time. Needless to say, it'd cost a lot of money to get it back up in action. Is this money worth spending? How much is it? What's wrong with our other supermax prisons in the USA?
It's embarrassing this guy can just throw out these off the cuff ideas and STILL finds fans in the USA.

Alcatraz was originally closed because it was extraordinarily expensive to run and it wasn't very useful given the alternatives.
- "you had me at extraordinarily expensive" DJT

Someone go jingle your keys in front of the orange dunce...
He must have saw something on arcatraz lately and his stupid addled brain got stuck on it. Good god I hate this timeline.
- arcatraz
  Found the WoW nerd
- He probably saw part of "The Rock" while flipping through the channels.
  
  I bet he thinks of himself when the "winners go home and fuck the prom queen" line comes up.

Alcatraz closed as a federal prison in 1963 after just 29 years of operation because it was too expensive to continue, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons. The per-capita cost of housing prisoners there was substantially higher than other correctional facilities. In addition, corrosion from the salt air of San Francisco Bay means the facility requires additional maintenance to sustain that prisons in other locations don’t.
I thought we were trying to save money
- Fascism 101: never take fascists at their word. Pointing out hypocrisy is meaningless because they never meant it in the first place.
- Yeah, but he also want to put in jail everyone that disagrees with him so they need somewhere to place them.
  
  But Missouri already exists

I guess they played The Rock at the whitehouse recently?
- The greatest movie, in the history of all movies! The best. American made.

Things that won't happen.
The salt from the ocean has corroded the bars, a good kick likely would open the windows. To secure the place would take years of rework or just outright tear down and rebuild.
The place hasn't had proper upkeep since the late 1960s and honestly very likely before then too. It wouldn't serve to secure anyone that various places out in the Midwestern desert regions wouldn't do multiple times better.
- Alcatraz is a derelict. Getting it up to a functioning prison standard would almost assuredly take knocking it down with heavy equipment and starting over from zero. You could probably, unironically, finish high speed rail for the same time and financial cost, but then you couldn't try to impress people by showing everyone that you're the world's only banana republic dictator with no drip.
  
  You're assuming Trump cares if it's up to code. He doesn't
  
  Make rail drip again
- Also, you can't build prisons on national parks.
  
  Lol
  
  Why? Cause it is against the law?
- You think they won't give out a contract worth tens of millions to update a math balled prison to someone they know?
  This is America.
  
  millions
  B
  I think your "b" broke and fell over backwards, but I brought you a new one.
  
  Pretty sure that’s the entire point of this whole thing. Give an insanely overbid contract to someone who will then launder back a sizable portion of it in campaign donations or crypto meme coin purchases. Continue grift until the money runs out.
- The strength of the bars was never Alcatraz's selling point. It's the location.
  
  This is still about the location, but not in the way you’d expect. It’s near Hollywood so movies were made about it and it’s the next most notorious American prison after Guantanamo that Trump has heard of. I guarantee this is his Plan B after Guantanamo didn’t work out.

"They're trying to build a prison!"
"For you and me to live in!"
"They're trying to build a prison!"
"FOR YOU AND ME!"
- This prison was made for you and me 🎶

Fucking LOL. He obviously has never been there.

Are we going to send VX gas?

Everyone needs to stop reporting on anything he just says. Instead, the media should exclusively focus on what he actually does. Did he issue any executive order about it? Did he instruct congress to do anything anything about it? No? Then I don't give a shit, and neither should anyone else.
- I'd rather fight back before he actually takes the action.
  
  So how are you fighting back against this action, specifically?
  
  But 95% of the time he doesn't take any action on what he says.
  Then he actually does take action on things he never said anything about.
  If you fight back against everything he says, you'll exhaust yourself on so many things that don't matter; You'll completely miss many things that do. Which is in fact the strategy.
  For example his personal crypto tokens. He never said anything about making his own tokens to launder bribes through. Then suddenly surprised everyone announcing a new company and tokens. If anyone in the world buys $25M worth, they'll get a private sit down dinner to discuss whatever they want. That blatant clear corruption is important. And bullshit this is just a distraction.

Cheaper to just build one in west Texas.
- He wants to use the brand recognition as an intimidation tactic.
  
  Nah, escape from Alcatraz was on TMC or Nick at night last night
- He wants all those “dirty hippies” in San Francisco to look at it every day.

And which private jail company is he going to immediately sell it to?
- jail companies are such a fucked up concept…
  
  Without a doubt, they are - but we also know that everything this guy does is to benefit a company one of his patrons owns.

Hahaha. Take the tour first and see if it's up to snuff.

This is like something an uninformed kid would say. “Ooh! A scary-sounding prison on an island! Yeah, let’s fix that up and use it for real!”

"Can't stop, won't stop"

Moron cunt.

For his political enemies?

It's a national park. Doesn't Congress have to allocate and remove national parks?
kagis
https://www.nps.gov/alca/learn/index.htm
Golden Gate National Recreation Area, which includes Alcatraz Island, was established by Congress in 1972.
Well, they allocated it, at any rate.
EDIT: It sounds like they disbanded this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Hill_National_Game_Preserve
In 1904, Congress authorized a memorial park at the site, and President Theodore Roosevelt established it as Sullys Hill Park. Though not part of its official name, it would be called Sullys Hill National Park, the meaning of "national park" not yet standardized, as this site's small size and lack of a significant landmark was inconsistent with other national parks.[1] It was first named after General Alfred Sully,[2] son of the painter Thomas Sully who gained his reputation by carrying out several massacres of Dakota including at the Battle of Whitestone Hill.
On March 3, 1931, during the Great Depression, the United States Congress transferred the park to be managed by the Fish and Wildlife Service as a wildlife refuge, where hunting is permitted with the Spirit Lake Tribe having both fishing and hunting rights. It is one of only seven National Parks to have been disbanded. Of these seven parks, only White Horse Hill and Mackinac National Park in Michigan, now Mackinac Island State Park, are no longer under the control of the National Park Service.

Paxton, don't argue!