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ScrollerBall @lemmy.world

4d ago

Get This Klingon a Puppers

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I heard he fucked a targ...
- Allegedly!
  
  That would take at least 3 crew just to hold it down
  
  Allegedlies

Fuckin gold

Folks are saying it was a sick targ. Allegedlys

Well, Geordi, pitter patter...
- Give yer balls a tug
  
  From late February.

"YOUR COUNSELOR'S HOT, RIKER! There! I said it!"

O'Brien goes out in his barn clothes
- I heard O'Brien's been hanging out with degens. Bad gas travels fast in a small ship.
  
  But you hate degens from up country too, huh?
  Yeah.
  And where exactly is up-country in space?

SHUT UP Q-ESY!
- Fuck you, Wesley, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Picard's Fighting Fish. Threw off the pH levels in his aquarium, you piece of shit.

I’ll have a Puppers
- I don’t know why we're not having a puppers right now.
  
  I could use a dart

The lots of you’s has been hooverin up too much schneef.

Need a jem'hadar yelling "Rips!" and Bajoran yelling "Revelations!"
- Ferengi: ferda latinum

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