Can you relate?

Help, i got a bingo without having ADHD(only being autistic)

do i get a bingo if my first thought was "i don't think i really want to read all those little squares"

What do you get for a daub in every single square, and where do I go to collect my winnings?

Bingo!
- B I N G O I N G O
  
  ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽
  B̫̯͓_̵̸̶̡̡̝̗͈͎̝͓̹͖̮̬̘̻̻̈́̈̏͆̄͋̏ͧͬͭ̿̌ͥͩ̍͌̔ͧ́ͯͤ̚͜͡ͅ Į̴̷̩̟̗̫̟͇̝͉̯̺̗̎͂̄͐͐ͮͪͩ̀̉̋̀͊ͅ Ņ̧̛̛̻̠͚̼̬̦̩͍͉͎͍̟͖̞͎͒̊ͭ̄̆ͫͪ̅ͦ̃̉͌̊̓̽͊ͣ̑̈́̚͢͟͡͞͡ͅ G̲̥̖͉̫͉̙͉͔̘̭̦̠͌̒̒̑̽̆̀̎̊̈́́̓̏̒̈́̏ͩ͆̉͘̚͠͠ͅ Ǫ͆̾̃͊ͩ̕͝
  
  y̵̨̗̮̖͖̏̋͒̔͋e̴͈̐́ş̷̢̱̻̘͔̼̰̬͙̙̞̫̥̦͔͎͑͂̿̏͗͋̌̀͌͊ ̸͓͙̽̾̊̔͌͒̏̀̃͛̉͊͗̔̚ť̵̢̜̪̮̙̖̖̬̹̯̄̄̽̊̎̾͗̚̚͜͝ͅh̸̘̜̯̝̳̗̥͙̰̹̦̙̄͒̈́e̵̦̭̎̏̎́̏̅́́͒͘͝i̵̧̟̹͈̩͑̆̋̃͛̎̋̅́̓́͜r̶̢̰̥̤͕͇̘͕͇̒͆̄́͋͑̊̉̊̚͜͝ ̶̣̣͛̑̏̄̄́c̶͖͕̗̜̤̯͕͉̗̓̈́̅̿͜r̸̛͚̅̆͛͌̓́́̀̄̿͆̈́͌͝i̴̡͚̗͙͈̲̝͎̹̟̦͂̓͂̆̈́̌̀̋̔͊̇͗ͅe̴̛̞̼̲͚̟͉̭͚͈̩̩͊̀̀̽̔́͆̏͛͘s̸̝̼̣̯̖̤̗̻̔̑ ̵̯͓͈͎̭̻̱̼̗̖̯̯̭͙̳̜̅̎͐͛̒͘ẁ̸̛͚̯̞̭̜̜̪̯̯̝͖̽̈̊͛̃̈́̋͑͘̕͠î̶͖̖͓͓̗͎̜̟̣̙̭͉̲̎̏͂̅̊͊̉̽̑̒͠͝l̷̥͇̫̺̯̠̗̯̦͍̰͖̘̤̈̀͊͊̾̋̋͊̓̕͝ͅl̴̹̰̱̼̪̺̠̲̯͔̞͕̓ ̵̫̫͚̤͎̞͓̂͂b̵̧̛̟͈͖̮͔̹̙̞̲̘͉̀̽̂́̽́ͅŗ̸̛̯̖̠͉̯͙̻̝̠̱̪̪͉͖͉̑̊͋̄̑͊̀̃̽͒̅̓͝í̷̡̢̛̥̰͉̰̝̞͉̤͕̠̂͊͆̄͒̂̂̈́̃̈̑n̵̡͙̻̳̠̜͋̌g̷̢̖͓̻̭͎̭̖̀̈̀̐́̃̀̐̀̌̎͜͠͝ ̵̨͉̼͔͚̘̠͔̝̽̋́̇̀͝f̵̢͗o̵̦̖͙̞͕̙̼͕͚̬̩̫̦̖̤̊͂͌ͅr̸̞͔̗̖̭̣͚͓̥͉̐́̃̈́́̓̃̇͝ͅt̵̢̞̳͖̞̯͍̬̭̯̮̹̼͉͌̔̒̒̕h̵̫̋̓͂͗̕ͅ ̸̖͇̹̥̦͙͈̰̪̝̉̐́͘̚t̵̢̩̝̜̽͗̊̆̽̈́̌̄̈́͘h̵̢̗̩̭̦͚͖͖͎̙͊̌̊̇̀͗̎͜e̴̢̬̱̺̝̰̞̟͖͍͉̩̺̺͂͌̈́̍̐̏̊̍͗́̈́̏͊̿͠ ̷͈̠̼̾̈́͗̈́̈͐̅̓̃̽͂͘ḷ̷̖̩̋̆̍̄͜͝o̴̧̡̪̤͕̜̣̼̲̙̬̞͖̪͚̤̳͗̓́̐̀͝ṟ̶̼̩̟͇̣̲̦̑̆̌̕d̶̛̘̥͚͚̹̗̩̆̎̍͘ ̸̙͚̫̣̜̫̘̤͆͜b̶̡̛̫̪̯̱͎̳͔͉̺́̃̈̾͗̓͗̕ȇ̴͓̫̞̯͕͈̾͐̾͐̕͝n̸̨̤̲̲̞̩̬̬̝͔̗̍͂̏͂̌͗͒̾̅̚̕͘͜͝͠e̴̢̛͕̙̹͕͓͔͈͍̤̾̉͆̿͂͑̉͑͌͂͛̋̔͜͝͝ͅa̵̛̫̥͙̥̖͕̼̼̳̟͕̼̖̭̙̦̎̎̅͋͂̅͗̕t̵̛̹͕̼͎̳̥̳̼̱̻̲͙́̇̏͂̈̈́̔͆̏̕͝h̶͚̰̲̃͂́͜ͅ ̵̫̘̯͔̣̮͕̘̳̈ẗ̵̢̪̖̖̼̟̭͕̹͇̬͖̭́h̷̯͔̅͑̈́̅̈́̓̂̐͘͠ė̵̖̣͚̆̂͒̏͐͜ ̸̡͈̦̳̪͉̙̗̺̜̫͓̥̮̻͚͒̇̽̀̕w̴̗̣̼̬̥̥͊̈́͐̆̌̕à̸̱̱̺̥͔͍̋͂͒͊̌̿͌v̵͎̭̇̇̏̋͆͑́́̎̓̈́̽́ȅ̷̡̩̻̯̮̫̲̟̪̝̿̐̈́͒̇̃̾͛̐̄̅͑̐͝͠ͅş̵̢̢̱̲̻͖̥͎͖͒̽̐̋̚ͅ
  
  And Bingo was his name-o

Feeling like a child in an adult body
Is this an ADHD thing?
- If the reason for it is that adults are supposed to get shit done and you can't

This is literally me, just the entire thing :3

My results.
- That isn't bingo so you are doing fine!
  
  True. But when you have 6 chances to get a bingo though...
- I also had more than half marked off but did not get a bingo.

and bingo was his name-o!

What does poor internal self talk mean here? Thinking badly about yourself? Not making coherent sentences in your thoughts? Something else?
- /makes a small mistake
  "Why am I such a piece of shit? I don't deserve anything nice because I'm the worst."

I got a bingo down the center. Does that count as a diagnosis?

Yeah so all of these apply. It’d make more sense to do this daily. That way some of them might not be there lol
Edit: except sticky notes. I take my notes on hundreds of different notebooks and note taking apps then forget where they wrote everything, like a sophisticated person lol

All checks out but I'm calling bullshit. The column with "called annoying" is paired with exclusively annoying behaviours (and being sleep deprived or understimmed always leads to annoying someone). The game is rigged.