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  • An idle population has time to ponder why their lives are shit.

    Gotta keep them working, tired, and focused on bullshit like gender definitions, or they might start getting uppity.

  • Lol. I wasn't going to be paying full price for a game anyway, but now I'm not paying for gearbox games ever again.

  • And don't bother asking silly questions like "why did those 20 buckets of paint cost $3.5 Million?" or "how did you afford that new yacht on $80,000/yr?"

  • You could absolutely say, with no surrounding context, "Palestinians deserve to live", and have half a dozen people call you antisemitic, as if you were

    1: talking about jews or Israel in the first place,

    2- saying NEGATIVE things about those groups, or

    C, implying that two groups of people can't exist at the same time.

    And a dozen other people nearby will nod their heads in silence as though the person calling you antisemitic was in some way correct in their assessment.

  • He probably didn’t mean to kill the guy

    Are you his lawyer?

    When you run someone over, you DO NOT have the defence of "I didn't mean to kill anyone", and if you have to ride over a curb to do it, you will never be able to convince me that wasn't the plan from the start.

    Running this man over wasn't an accident. It wasn't an oopsie-doodle where someone got mildly hurt by an inattentive or incompetent driver.

    This was "I'm big and I don't like this person for X reason, hahahaha run little man. Wait did that motherfucker just tap my car with his fist? OH HELL NO GET STOMPED ON BITCH"

    I'm stereotyping the internal monologue, but the point is the same. "jumped curb, injured cyclist, cyclist hits car, driver decides to run him over in response" there is no way to spin that as "it wasn't intentional"

    Idk if you bike on roads often, but I do, and I have heard this argument so many times after almost being hit (or ACTUALLY being hit) and it just pisses me off when I hear it. Nothing against you.

  • I mean, I guess if you're a drow and see this, you might be offended.

    Not because it's drowface, but because it's a human, therefore not drow, and thus is beneath the drow.

    They kind of have an extreme isolationist, and borderline racial superiority thing going on.

  • You assholes decide to be ableist in your pornographic selection, and I'm the sick bastard?

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  • Oh god that's worse why would you do that

  • I live in Ohio and am currently looking for work.

    I'm still paying to places that say drug testing, but not places that specify thc testing.

    As far as I'm concerned, it's a legal state, and unless they have similar testing and employment rules for alcohol (which they wouldn't be able to since it doesn't show up two weeks later) then I should be able to smoke when I want, off the clock.

    If they test and it prevents me from getting the job, I feel slightly satisfied I wasted their time and money. If they follow up and ask about it, I will tell them straight up it's legal in this state and they're only limiting their options by refusing to hire people who do a legal thing.

    It's probably just wasting my own time, but hey I've got time to waste.

  • Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?

    Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

  • You can say shit on the internet, I won't tell your mom I promise.

  • Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

    You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home.

    And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17.

    It's safer here.

  • I'll be deep in the Goddes's embrace before I pronounce it "oRiOn", you blue-skinned bastard!

  • Ooh how many times have you heard that it's somehow your fault for not doing enough to get anyone else elected, your fault for not having a degree, your fault for not seeing this coming 10 years ago and making plans then, or your fault for being a dirty American who is American and therefore deserves all the bad things happening?

    I've gotten all these, and more.

    My personal favorite was being told in the same conversation by two different Canadians, that I should move to Canada, AND that Canada doesn't need some "backwards ass hillbilly trash who wants to fuck his guns as much as his sister" because I mentioned I have family, no college education, and firearms.

    Personally I'd prefer to move to an EU country, but if the US ever really did want to invade Canada, I'd want to be there to help defend Canada. You know, with my guns. I've inherited quite a few, have training to use them, and am absolutely willing to train minorities on their use to defend against fascist racist phobic pieces of human refuse.

    So basically for one reason or another, country on the planet seems to want someone like me.

    Instead we get to sit here, in this shit hole country. Grasping at anything to try and help pull it back from the massive sinkhole it's slipping into. Hoping that enough people help us to make a difference.

    I don't think there's a relevant peanuts panel for this...

  • Literally the most hilarious thing I've read all week. Honestly I wonder if anyone who was involved in this article actually believes that.

    It just reads like more placation of the angry masses. "no need to burn things down, we promise he will be gone soon, no protesting necessary either"

  • And if you want to see someone doing the very thing being discussed there's a video of it...?

    Does everyone have to justify why their comments are there, or just ThePantser?

  • They could halve their prices and still make bank.

    Markups at retail stores are insane, places like Walmart are the worst.

  • I want a small European style truck that's hybrid. Like give me 200 miles of electric charge, and a small generator I can use to charge up. I don't even care if I can't drive while it's using the generator for a charge, I just want the ability to charge out in the field without filling my bed up with solar panels.

    Rarely do I need the full size of my 90s/2000s era truck. And it's tiny compared to modern trucks. That said, I am hauling small things that won't fit in a car or SUV nearly daily.

    Most of the guys I know that drive the large trucks go on about how they NEED them for "safety" or for "when I'm hauling a bunch of stuff" while the cover on their bed hasn't been lifted off since they bought it and there isn't a single scratch on the hitch.