#42 Worst rat

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

And this is why you take aggregate data and specify outliers. Whenever you work with living beings, you have to account for personality. It's not a mutation, it's not a factor you can control. I know some individual plants that have had traits that could be related to human personality; I'd bet that it's even the case with jellyfish. There's always going to be one being who goes against the norm. And frankly we want that, because without that factor, no one would advance or grow.

One night, I came into the lab and saw 42 using my computer. Motherfucker knew my password! He had R opened and was manipulating and fabricating data left and right. He saw me, gave a thumbs up, before going back to his cage and lighting up a cigar.

This is a legitimately good premise for a sci fi comedy. Like The Menagerie except one person just isn't about it and spends their time doing stochastic outlandish bullshit

He may be my spirit animal.

42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Perhaps he is rat god.

He's been trying to tell you, "we come back as rats!"

Awwwww, he's so cuuuuuute.

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