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Feels like a pokemon parody that Lucifer from hazbin hotel came up with. They'd all be variants of ducks.

My wife claims "Lululemon is wonderbra for the bum".
Not sure what to make of that but she's gonna be the expert here.

A women's clothing brand. Back when I was on Reddit there was a subreddit for it and all of the women would brag about their weekly hauls that they spent hundreds on, and how they would have to hide it from their husbands, or how their constant purchases were leading to fights in their household. It was insane.
- It’s not a women’s brand, but it is more popular among women

Yoga and athletics-wear company, though that's broader now. They made it big on stretchy form fitting things made in sweatshops, just as the yoga industry began to boom.
- Thank you
- Ohh right. They are (or at least used to be) run on a multilevel marketing strategy.
  
  You might be thinking of LuLaRoe

A waste of money. If you buy things just because of a brand's name or popularity, I'm going to assume you're a brainless sheep that just wants to "fit in". Lose that mentality, be your own person and fuck the naysayers.
- Not strictly true. I have a couple of Lululemon gym t-shirts. 2nd hand, £10 each. They wick sweat brilliantly, dry out quickly, and don't stink if you have been wearing them for a few hours.
  I wouldn't dream of paying full price, but the materials and build quality of the items are far better than the cheaper fast-fashion alternatives.
- The only time a brand should really matter is for critical use. Unbranded defibrillator? No thanks. Going mountaineering? Don’t buy from temu. Motorbike helmet? Not from Shein.

Isn't it a clothing store that all the yoga milfs shop at?
And the yoga Thots too.
- The yoga milfs I spend my time with get their stylish and sensible yoga clothes off the discount rack at the outlet mall, thank you very much.
  
  What about the group I'm really interested in, the thot milfs?

Fun fact: when I was doing the Landmark Education courses, loads of people there were working for Lululemon. The company paid for it. Either they are big into mindfullness, or they hire people who need counseling.
- Wowsers. I think they want their customer base to think they're into mindfulness & realistically hire some people that need counselling. But mostly LLL is pretttttty fkn culty and clicky. It's fkn weird, dude. Seems that course is part of the process... Curiouser and curiouser.

Ha, I have no idea why it would blow up but the company is from my city, Vancouver. It is legitimately one of the most popular brands here in that I'd guess 3/4 women own at least one set of lululemon pants?