Call it an excuse. I call it therapy

Careful about rewarding yourself for getting upset.
- So, alcoholics are treat training themselves into being depressed
  
  And angry.

Please don't use drugs as therapy
- How about humor?
  
  Last time I've told a joke to my therapist I've ended up 3y in a court room so I don't recommend jokes either

OP I don't want to take your crutches away but do your best to limit intake and find alternative outlets because the damage you're doing to your body can never be undone.

Wow, lots of people can’t take a joke.
- Welcome to the Internet where people are the most righteous flawless beings
  
  No I’m not.

I call it 🌈alcoholism🌈 Therapy would be a cheaper choice.
- It may not be quite alcoholism, but it's definitely a drinking problem. I've been there, had to pull myself back, take a break from the booze and reestablish a healthy relationship with it.
  Remember, if you're still drinking when you aren't having fun it's time fo stop for some time. And if you can't find that balance it's better to put it away for good.
  But noticing and changing it early can be the difference between a long and drawn out battle with addiction and a significantly less difficult readjustment
  
  Yes I just wanted to add a meme to the meme. but if you wanted a psych anal: I think that someone who looks for inconvenience to drink, is probably frequently inconvenienced. They are already maladapted to negative stimulation, and instead of confronting that problem in a healthy manner, they are tricking themselves into thinking is therapy.
  This isn't a fun problem drinking meme, this is just a cry for help. There's certainly a time and place for drinking, I usually think celebrating and spending time with loved ones. If you're drinking because something upset you, you are creating a habit that even non-alchoholics will have a hard time kicking. It invites more misery into your life quickly. Medicine and a poison. Intentions matter. If you liked this meme and thought it was funny, it's not, and its never to early or to late to quit and seek help.
- I read that in Jean-Ralphio's voice
  
  I was going for Barney Stintson but i will take it! glad it had some voice

Same when everything goes alright.
- When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened
  I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

Awwwww man, you summoned the tee totalers to lord over everyone. I'm so jazzed!!!

Cheers! 🍻

How do you spell relief? I get D-R-U-N-K Lately Dave since my baby left me I do it almost every day It's the only thing that I've found That'll take the hurt away

Shotpost

Me thanking God every day that I grew up in an alcohol free environment so I don't turn into this

https://youtu.be/KUPSTQSGb50