ONE OF US

They arrested this century's Oppenheimer but they won't arrest the CEOs of oil companies? The hypocrisy on display!

I know of a hookup. Meet the Libyans in the Twin Pines Mall parking lot after hours. Be sure to wear a bullet proof vest.
- That's the Lone Pine mall. Some crazy looking car took out the other pine in 1955, no doubt driven by a drunk spaceman!
  
  Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding Pine Trees…
- Look, I'm sure in the year 1985 you can get plutonium at the local drug store, but in 1955 it's a bit hard to come by!
  
  I'm not so sure. Uncle Tungsten by Oliver Sacks was quite a read.
  He grew up during the blitz & had access to lots of elements. At one point he got to throw 2lbs of sodium off a bridge just to see what happens.
- you should probably run for it, Marty.

This is the metal region, the non metal region, the metalloids are here and over here are the felonies.
- They call them noble gasses, but I've never seen them owning land or anything that is typical of nobility.
  
  It's because they don't do any fucking work

pretty sure.... there's nothing illegal about buying plutonium for a elements collection. Pretty sure, also there's a lab supply somewhere in australia that keeps the samples in stock.
Also pretty the russians are having a pretty decent sale on polonium, if you're looking for that.
- Australia has a treaty that says ALL plutonium in the country must be documented and accounted for. The country is not allowed more than 1KG in total
  
  The country is not allowed more than 1KG in total
  How does that work?
  
  Doesn’t make it illegal.
  Just, eh, “complicated”.
  Is it stupid to want that stuff in your home? Certainly not without lead condoms. Is it something I’m offended at the government wanting to scoop up? Certainly not.
  Did the guy deserve full on hazmat?
  Well, I’d probably have pulled out the full containment tent and taken a lot of selfies riffing off the E.T. Movies, but I’m a weirdo.
  They could have probably played it cool and that would have been better.
  The thing is that got through customs. It was probably declared by the company, since they already got paid and probably warn people to check “local import laws”.
- Probably depends on how much they tried to import. 1mg is probably no big deal, but 1Mg would be.
  
  Out of curiosity and for strictly not-remotely-nefarious reasons, how expensive would a megagram be?
  I assume they just bought Ike, a centimeter cube of the stuff. (Which is a common thing for this kind of collector. Most solids come in centimeter cubes if they’re not particularly spicy.)
  
  1mg is still strictly illegal as you need an import permit, permit to posess, a valid reason and the entire country as a whole is not allowed more than a total of 1KG

Well that's stupid. In a couple of billion years he'll have to get more!
- if he had astatine, more like 20 mins
  
  Wake me up when he has his vial of Francium ready.

God forbid men have hobbies smdh
- Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
  
  But what is the charge? Collecting the elements of a succulent periodic table?

I have to assume he's working backwards, because if he'd gotten to Astatine we'd know.
- I doubt he's working backwards. Those heavier elements decay before you get halfway through blinking. And most of them kill while doing it.
  
  (that was the joke, I think)
  
  The problem is that there are also lighter elements (like astatine) that decay so fast we can't make enough at one time to even know what it looks like. Randall Munroe of XKCD gave a google talk where he covered the problems you would have if you tried to assemble all of the elements, and the problems really maximize around the time of astatine, which he described as the element which maximizes the amount of paperwork you'd have to do. The explosion of heat and radiation from a chunk of astatine would be too large to sweep under the rug as a little woopsie, but not large enough to wipe out your whole neighborhood or city so that there would be no one left to submit paperwork to.
  
  most don't, most will just give you poisoning from ingestion (or plain old indigestion), or in off case cancers, but that is not "kill" enough

Here is how you get your hands on plutonium legally.
In both cases it may still be illegal to smuggle into the country and therefor you will need a local supplier after obtaining the proper license. The permit process asks you what amounts you will obtain and who the supplier will be even before permission is issued. The easiest and least harmful would likely be an ore containing trace amounts of a safer isotope. For higher purity you would need a refined product likely only available at government facilities and contractors.
Ever since the Nuclear Boyscout incident it's been a lot harder to obtain radioactive elements without tons of paperwork and red tape, and for good reasons.
In Australia:
Permit to Possess Nuclear Material LINK HERE
in the USA:
Get a certificate to use depleted uranium under a general license LINK HERE
EDIT: You WILL have a surprise inspection and tbey WILL confiscate harmful materials if you don't have a license and specific need for them, eg polonium.

This nerd did nothing wrong, now they're training him to be a hardened criminal

How was he planning to get Oganesson?
- Maybe he was oganessing a solution

Too bad it's not 1985. I heard in 1985 it would be available in every corner drugstore.
- Nope. In 1985, your best bet for plutonium was connections from Libya. A guy named Doc Brown was my hookup, had a really nice DeLorean he was working on for a project of his...
  
  #THE LIBYANS

Going down a Wikipedia Plutonium rabbit hole, I just realized that the Metropolis algorithm was named after a real person.
- Dr. Metropolis sounds like a superhero
  
  Spoliers: Dr. Metropolis is revealed to be a villain that was working against the heroes the whole time.
  
  It's Dr Manhattan at home

I was importing plutonium for a friend I promise!

Article in The Nightly

Oh shit, this guy is trying to summon captain planet. He can't be allowed to succeed.

IMO if you are willing to go/risk going to jail for some time best reasons are either stealing millions of dollars or murder. Nothing else is quite worth it
I guess the situation truly worthy considering for me would be getting paid millions of dollars for killing someone really and I mean really insufferable. Then I would seriously think about it
- A friend of a friend is dating a dude in prison for being a hitman (needless to say she has terrible taste in men and we've told her that many times). He apparently accepted $7k to travel across the country to kill someone then travel again to Mexico to collect the payout, meaning probably like $6k all said and done, and all I can think is that's way less than I ever would have thought one would accept for such a service, especially when I can't even get a second car key included when buying a car for 2-3x that!
  
  You think it's too little because you're not keen on the idea of killing someone in the first place. Would you take the money if instead of murder you just had to go attend a work meeting? Some people treat crimes just as casually as that.
  
  They all think they are so smart and no one will ever find out while leaving traces all over. morons
  Why does she date a loser that allowed himself to be catched for years for 6k, ask her. Terrible taste
  You don’t date incels of crime but CEOs of crime

It's Discontinued. Dang.

How to get Oganesson
- probably spend about billion dollars to make some particle accelerators, or ask some existing lab to let you move all your stuff into there lab, since ognassen would not last for even a second (all nearby elements are basically same in this, ognassen being most stable), so you would have to move your collection to their lab to have a "complete" set
  
  I'll have multiple particle accelerators that constantly runs as they decay in my basement

Who's your plutonium guy?