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MAGA pol who introduced bill on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ arrested

www.thedailybeast.com MAGA Pol Behind ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Bill Caught in Teen Sex Sting

Justin Eichorn was arrested in a “To Catch a Predator”-style operation.

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Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.

Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.

Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.

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1d ago

MAGA Pol Behind ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Bill Caught in Teen Sex Sting

www.thedailybeast.com /maga-pol-justin-eichorn-who-introduced-bill-on-trump-derangement-syndrome-arrested/

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1d ago

MAGA Politician Behind ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Bill Caught in Teen Sex Sting

www.thedailybeast.com /maga-pol-justin-eichorn-who-introduced-bill-on-trump-derangement-syndrome-arrested/

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Jesus Christ, exactly how many of these chodes are kid-fuckers?

Criticizing Trump is deranged, but this is totally fine! Fuck MAGA.

Bahahaha eat it dipshit!

Odds he introduced the bill to be pardoned by Trump?

GOP = Group Of Pedophiles

What is it with so many gaslighting pedophiles in the Republican party?
- projection and gaslighting, plus obstruction.
- It’s cause they all do it and normalize it, so they think everyone else is fucked like they are. Such a weird, insular world view.
- Everything they accuse, they are guilty of.

The "Conservative party" summed up in one article. Yell, scream and call people pedophiles ... all because they themselves are pedophiles and perverts.

Please edit title to include kiddie fucker pedo with four children. Reads like he could have had too many speeding tickets. Feels like msnbc in here.
- They never played nice, why should we give them any credit?
  
  I've always been kind but not nice. Kindness is imperative. Niceness is worthless and taken for weakness. I was raised by men that killed Nazis and taught never to forget.

Trump Derangement Syndrome: the derangement of individuals who worship trump.

Pedophiles and sex offenders introducing invented mental illnesses. A great summary for the Republican party

You can't make this shit up.
- I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
- no, you can. they're all pedophiles. every single one.
  
  That's not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.
- You can, but no one would be interested because "it's just not realistic." This is almost entirely a meme at this point.

Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
- Dodge Ram and DUI?
  
  BMW and not using turn signals
  
  Ford and old drivers?
  
  I'll always be bitter and upset when I see people snarking on Dodge, they fully deserve it but I just love their body styles and designs compared to most modern cars. The dodge caliber is the only wagon I've ever seen that made me drool and even though it's out of production I'm still considering purchasing one to this day for work equipment hauling.
  
  Official vehicle of American white trash
- Capitalism and fascism
- Conservatives and Sociopathy?
- christianity and pedophilia?
  republicans and christianity?
  communists and hating communists?
  
  Trump and Vance
- Donald and Ivanka Trump.
  Shit, sorry, same thing.
- LSD and holding a bottle of water
  
  should be orange juice; you'll get more out of it.
- Tyrants and capitalists (working together)
- Trump and Epstei- oh wait…

It's always the ones you most suspect.
- Only sane people suspect these Nigerian prince grade con artists.
  Meanwhile, conservatives have already invested their life savings into the new super-legit cryptocurrency, PedoCoin™️.
  
  If no one has invented PedoCoin yet, that's a million dollar idea waiting to happen.

Oh, thank the gods. I read about the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill and thought -- they're flooding the zone with shit, just like Steve Bannon advised, and just like when you train a puppy, we need to rub their noses in it.

Once again, not a drag queen. We need to ban religious figures and Republican politicians from reading to children.

So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
- Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
  They must draw from life.
  When they hilariously try, we get "Jewish space lasers" and "pizza parlor child fight club rings."
  Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like "God's not dead 23" that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it's Festivus.
  That's the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It's like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
  
  Everyone knows you should use Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!
- Victims, too.

I wonder how long before the fake org called "doge" seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just "waste, fraud and abuse" to bust what are probably mostly qons.
- Hopefully it's done by the states, so they can't defend it.
  
  Bloomington Police Department jail
  It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.

Aw man, it's Chris Hansen
- Have a seat right over there...
  
  How does he do that?!

Why can’t my state ever make headline for good reasons

When movies are made about this presidency, they'll all need to be comedy. 😂
- It'll be a long time before I find this shit funny.
- Idiocracy was comedy... until it wasn't.

If there were an amendment to remove senators charged with pedophilia, Republicans would be in the minority.
- They're already in the minors.
  
  This one was trying to get in the minors, but hadn't got there yet
- There wouldn’t be any republicans left
  
  At least 1/3 of dems would be gone too, 99% its the "conservative" dems

More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
- Good thing this is usually covered by state law enforcement. Federal wouldn't do shit.
- Let me preface this with, I obviously don't support pedos, but generally encouraging law enforcement to setup and entrap people for any reason is pretty sketchy and can easily get out of hand.
  
  My dude, I am 100% with you on that.
  But everyone is apparently INSISTING on non-violent options, so…
- I'm certain they will blame this on the deep state and deny he ever did it, no matter what evidence.
  
  Oh well. These people entered government willingly. They are the deep state.
  
  I’m not talking about politicians- I’m talking about all of them. The supporters. The base. The time for winning hearts and minds or “educating” is long past.

1 day. Might be some kind of record.
- Not even a day. It was hours.
  
  According to wikipedia he's still in jail. So I don't know what you folks are talkin' about.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Eichorn

Of course.

I'm shocked.
- Crazy huh...

LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the pile.
- LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the ~~pile~~ pyre.
  FTFY.

This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He's deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don't know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
- We all hate this guy, don't get me wrong, but making disgusting claims like that just lowers us to their level.
  You can be a pedophile without being an HOA president.
  
  More importantly, if you are guilty of any of those things, you are almost certainly a Republican.
  
  But can one be an HOA president without being a pedophile?

The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.
- they actually... oh god does somebody want to explain that to them? I don't have it in me.

Every accusation is a confession. The qons accuse normal Americans of having "derangement syndrome", meanwhile it is quite clear the magamaniacs are the ones with derangement.

He about to become a member of Trump's cabinet.
- A new cabinet position is born! Secretary of Pedophelia.
  
  No wonder they don't want abortion; they want more kids to abuse.
  
  Secretary of Pedophelia.
  What would be the effective outcome, but because this is the maladministration of lonnie and donnie, or lonvict, they'll give it a dumb "meme" name that spells out something a 12 year old can giggle about or some Orwellian name like Ministry of Protecting The Children.

If you are a public figure why would you risk this? I am not confident, but I am pretty sure there was some mid teir Diddy or Epstien he could have talk to.
Whatever. Not surprised, hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.
- Their God emperor Krasnov once said he could shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose a vote, and they want to be just like him when they grow up.
- you don't understand power, fascists, or pedophiles. but I repeat myself.

Hiw long before he get the pardon?
- Thankfully, POTUS can't pardon a state crime, only federal.
  
  Lmao this is cute.
  
  He'll argue that the accused participates in "interstate commerce", which is regulated at the federal level, not the state. By imprisoning him against the will of the President, the state infringes on federal powers. Thus, the President's power to pardon extends to state crimes as well as federal.
  
  That would be for somebody who think the law apply to him
- promoted to head of the newly formed "Department of Solicitation of totally adult people, Trust us"

Really… is anyone actually shocked?
- Just at the timing
  
  The comedic timing there was GOLD.
- I'm kinda shocked the cops arrested one of their own, yeah.

That timing could not have been any better...

Why does this consistently keep happening but only to republicans?
They should include in the title he got arrested for trying to solicit sex for minors, not the bill.
I think even most republicans think pedophiles are bad.
- They can't wait to tell you how bad they are
  But only if they wear blue ties 🤷‍♂️
  
  I hate that they're trying to lump trans people in with pedophiles.
  Republicans can go fuck themselves. Every single one of them, and every single person who voted for them.
  Signed: a Canadian who's probably had one too many beers this evening.
- Remember when the strongest homophobes were the most likely to be closeted homosexuals?
  This is that.
  
  "cough" lindsey graham and Mikey johnson, and Hawley. hawley made that wierd statement, how she "loves his female wife". ive seen an asian poc(right wing channel) on YT was bragging how they know someone that is associated with pedophelia.
- not a drag queen too, GOP consistently blaming Drag queens as the pedos.

Who would have thought those who love to control gullible people would go after the MOST gullible of us in search of power. It's almost like they love to control the powerless and vulnerable... Hmm...
- Weakness is seeking to control others because it takes a lot of courage, strength and willpower to control our inner beasts/demons/worst impulses/insert your favorite term.

What an asshole.

Isn't one of the goals of Project 2025 to implement the death penalty for pedophiles?
- Yes but they'll define pedophiles as trans people.
  
  Also gay people.
- "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
  The law will not be used the way you think.
  
  Well I know the REAL intent is to target LGBTQ people
  
  What's so strange about it is that it's impossible to be protected, yet unbound, by the law.
  The only way it works is if a collective agree that someone is above the law. That would be what we call a "tyrant."
  But the collective, can, at anypoint, decide "you know, why does the tyrant get to be above the law?" In ye-olden days, the Tyrant was often actually a strong man. A decorated military leader. Someone who could force others to do his bidding. But even Caesar would fall to the blades of the Senate.
  It only works if somehow a person becomes so detached from reality that they truly believe they are somehow superior than all others. With modern medicine, we call that a delusion of grandeur. So, no matter what laws conservatives make, they will inevitably be bound by it, because they are still mortal humans.

Pedocon theory is a theory just like gravity is a theory. Projection is their loudest attribute.

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Like ok. The Nazis were dumb. Anti-intellectuals tend to be.
But
What the fuck is it with these guys

Lmfao do this to all the republican politicians please especially the ones who seem so concerned about liberals being pedophiles

Holy shit that is the most hilarious thing I've read today.

One could say that he's "Not Like Us", even.
- Oh they can try

Is there something about wealth or power that just turns certain peoples brains into pedo-mush?
- Probably a combination of factors. Consider that pedophilia and sexual predation are anti-social behaviors and that people who enter into higher/high level politics or business have anti-social tendencies as well. You can't run a district, company, city, state, country, etc. that require you to sacrifice for the imperatives you're seeking. You can't get bogged down by caring for people. You see them as a means to an end. Objects with utility.
  
  https://youtu.be/fsWLBOyEv6o

GOP means Greedy Ornery Pedophiles.
- Grooming Onerous Pedophiles
  
  I mean, yea that works too shrug

Oh wee. I played the game if it was pedophilia (it was), then was it a boy or girl (girl). I was wrong about the latter. Turns out cult leaders are perverts. Huh.

More trash acting morally superior. Its a tale tale sign in these trash humans.

Is the worthless POS on Epstein's Flight List? Throw the key away.

move your eye out of focus of the picture,
instant professor snape.

Something is really fishy here. Could it be that he just got trapped into something he didn't really have anything to do with? Planted evidence and such just because he dared go against Trump? I'm just devil's advocating this edge into the topic.
- He didn’t go against Trump. He’s a conservative who wanted to jail people for speaking out against Trump and tried to make an easily abusable law to arrest protesters and have them committed to a psych ward
  
  Oh I got this headline all wrong! You mean he is the guy behind suppressing free speech like "Trump is a total asshole". Well then good!
- Umm… “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is something MAGA created to make sense out of why anyone could possibly not like Trump- because in their fragile minds, it’s not possible a sane person would not like a criminal rapist.
  Essentially, this dude is part of a group of fascist gremlins that are trying to make not linking Trump classified as a detainment-worthy mental illness.
  
  Last time a Republican went to jail it took a long ass while and lots of investigation and litigation and the guy got pardoned. Its just odd hoe swift this came in.

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