The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.

Obviously there are other wins, but you know this is a big thing.

I beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.)

(We didn't do anything, I just don't like being compelled.)

That's what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.

Wife just had me do that last night although truth be told Im the one asking for it more often.

Back scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!

Of course this is a top post on a high furry populated social network.

sad Stephen Hawking noises