This job description for a job posting by Amazon

I'm mildly infuriated for having to scroll pass this. Twice. Once in my feed, hoping it was c/mildylinfuriating, and a second time to come down here and tell you about it.
- This is why you use thumbnail view. I thought everyone did. I mean, that's how reddit originally was, and most of us come from there.
  
  It's a setting you may not realize is off until "the event". Presumably, it'll fix itself on new content, but enabling limited thumbnail height in Connect has made this post a small square in a huge blank space and now I'm mildly amused

OP got the new Long Phone™️
- Me trying to wake up for work

I applied, interviewed, and got to the offer stage. They'll offer you a butt load of money, and I'd do it if I was desperate, but friend, I talked to some of my friends there, and they flat out told me to not to. They work nights, weekends, it's mandatory 5 days in office - and they time you to the minute that you're there for 8 hours minimum each day.
The stock seems nice but you learn that you don't get any for 2 years, because they know the vast majority of people burn out before 2 years.
They have a company wide mandate that you get 2 weeks PTO your first year. Then 3. You don't get bumped up to 5 until 6 years in.
Moral reasons of how evil they are aside, it'll crush your soul.
- Back-weighted vesting schedule is some truly fucked up shit. Reddest of red flags
  
  What do you mean by back-weighted and how is it fucked up? Genuinely don’t know.
  I worked for Apple on the Genius Bar in the Uk and we had the same schedule. I didn’t see it as a bad thing and when it was time to leave to become a software engineer I just had to weigh how much money I would lose that had not vested vs potential in new career.
  Are they not just an incentive to keep staff. I will say that I’ve had 60+ jobs in my life and aside from my current one for a small company as an engineer, Apple was leaps and bounds above all the others in terms of support, benefits, and just a good work life balance. It was because I was surrounded by talented people and supported that I got my shit together and learned to program, which Apple also made many concessions to allow me the time.
- Besides, as an IT specialist, this job position is very stressfull regardless of company. Being on Amazon makes it 1000x worst. I wouldn't want this.

just refuse to work for amazon.
it saddens me how many engineers will throw their morals ways for pReStIgE working for scum
- Especially considering that this prestige is only of value if you further engage in that toxic network and culture.
- https://youtu.be/bJrqpR_7VSo

- mine looks fine, might be whatever it is you're using to view Lemmy being the issue
- Your reader should have a way to open and zoom in on the full resolution version if you fullscreen the image. Mine has a "HD" icon in the top right.

And you'll experience an inclusive culture that welcomes bold ideas and empowers you to own them to completion.
Once you point out a problem he is now yours to solve, figure it out. Never do it.
As a wise man once said "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever"

I'll once again post this, keep swiping

That's got to be llm-generated

This is beyond midly infuriating, it could actually be crossposted on !workreform@lemmy.world given the insanity of it.

I'd call this a novel, but even the shittiest novel is enjoyable compared to this.

I know I sorted by feed by Top 6 Hours but that doesn't mean I expect six hours worth of text in a single image. Did they copy and paste three different job postings together? Did they use a LLM that had its stop token configured incorrectly? Is it an attempt at weeding out people who object to having their time wasted by corporate bullshit?
We may never know. What we do know is that this wall of text has more red flags than a Chinese military parade.