Here's a Valentine's Day question. What's the most complicated specific variant of the "it's complicated" relationship status you've ever seen?

One of my distant relatives met her college sweetheart and married him. At the wedding the groom’s father fell for and later married the bride’s mother as both had deceased partners. Several generations later that branch of the family tree is a knot.

Mine.

I'm polyamorous and currently live with three of my boyfriends. I'm also a partner to a married couple that lives halfway across the country.

Neither group likes the other.

I'm also casually involved with two people I met online (but never in person) and an old high school / college fling that passes through town every few months on the way to visit his family.

Things are especially complicated because I'm 19 months into hormone therapy as an enby, which some of my partners are ecstatic about for me while one disapproves because he's not "into" trans people.

Note: this is also just a surface detail. There's personal stuff about more than one of my partners that amplifies the complicatedness, but those aren't my stories to tell.