Did you guys hear about the plan to allow non-Greeks to compete in the Olympics? Personally, I’m against the whole idea.
Did you guys hear about the plan to allow non-Greeks to compete in the Olympics? Personally, I’m against the whole idea.
They want to take out the comedy and tragedy contests as well. What are we supposed to watch in the amphitheatre?
Well then again Lord Dionysos would like everybody to join our festivities.
I say invite them, the gods will surely favour us!
Barbarians aren’t even humans. How could they possibly compete with us? It’s like competing with a dog or an oyster. Worse, in fact. You can beat a dog when it is impudent to you. Or eat it. All you can do with barbarians is run them through with a sword. Boring, boring, boring. What’s next, allowing slaves to compete? What has happened Greece?
Hmm... now hear me out, what if - and now I'm just throwing ideas around - we make an arena for the barbarians to compete in with wild animals and we watch..? It could be circular arena, hmm yes. Then I can still compete naked and all oiled up (just avoid being grappled while boxing, same goes for the other man!) with all my
favouritesworn enemies from mighty Greece!Barbarians have those hilariously large cocks.
So undignified.